If TLC was having trouble getting Jon Gosselins attention, the announcement this morning that they were taking his name off ‘Jon and Kate Plus 8’ and essentially firing him seemed to do the trick. Just hours after that announcement, Gosselin has apologized for his public behavior and now maybe doesn’t even want to get divorced. PopEater says…
Jon Gosselin is trying to slow down — if not halt altogether — his divorce from Kate Gosselin, telling In Touch Weekly exclusively:
“I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated … I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon.”
He’s filed paperwork looking to stall the divorce for 90 days “to regain control over the future of our family.”
Someone better fold a piece of paper into a little fan so Kate doesn’t pass out. This silver-tongued devil just swept her right off her feet. If there’s one thing women can’t resist, it’s when their ex is forced to grovel and gives an empty apology, one that goes against everything he’s said and done for the past three months, because he suddenly needs money. That kind of apology is better than diamonds and flowers and puppies combined.
This tool needs a fist to the throat
I want to stop Jon’s heart.
Yeah, things’ll be a lot better if they get back together. That hag will keep treating him like shit and he’ll know there’s no escape possible for him. Any bets how long it’ll take for her to be found in a dumpster and him hanging from a rope in a hotel in B.C?
this guy could not be any more of a yeast-clogged douchenozzle if he tried.
NO! Bad Durden! NO more!
These 2 belong together like skid marks and tighty-whiteys.
Way to be a man Jon!
Stop with these puppy mill kid breedin fuckers, no one cares
he is a huge asshat, and shes a crazy hormonal baby factory…roll the credits
Oh for fuck’s sake.
This shit is going to drive me to talking about shoes.
Here is an actual, life sized replica of Kate’s caramel kid canon.
http://tinyurl.com/65al6r
(847): so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Rokan?
Wow, Jon has really pissed off Hollywood with his horrific behavior. If only he’d done something more socially acceptable there like, oh I don’t know….drugging and raping a 13 year-old girl. Then people would be coming out of the woodwork to say what a great guy he was.
i can’t believe they are trying to make that site (texts from last night) into a tv show.
Here is an actual, life sized replica of Kate’s caramel kid canon.
Dude, I know I have publicly sucked your dick like 4 times now, but I can’t help it. That is the funniest shit I have ever read in my life. I have customers looking at me asking why I am laughing at them and I am trying to explain that…. Oh fuck it. How do you explain that a guy on a web-site with the title Tyler Durden is talking about a Carmel Kid Canon and not get fired?
Does this gutless douche not have ONE buddy in the entire world who could get him to a bar, pour a few beers into him and convince him to get his balls back? His former friends have probably given up trying to help this spineless twat because he has bent over for his hag of a wife on so many previous occasions. What a fucking loser.
you presume he actually had balls in the first place…
he should have known that anyone with the nurse haircut like her is a raging bitch. her name might as well have been amber instead.
I have seen the show a couple of time and every time I saw it Kate was being a complete fucking cunt. She yells at him when she has to take care of the fucking kids! WHAT IS THAT? She is the fucking mother and treats him like she should not have to do anything at all. She is a fucking cunt all the way around, ALL OF THE TIME.
Regardless of how much of a dick he may have been now and then, She never deserved him. It is no wonder he gets dicky now and then! I would have killed that bitch and buried her next to Hoffa years ago!
Don’t go getting yourself fired Veracity!
Please explain to me what the fuck this whore about to shove in her mouth. Honestly, what the fuck is that?
http://tinyurl.com/y8oybvk
NSFW
DJ AM had Cocaine, OxyContin, Hydrocodone, Xanax, Ativan, Klonopin, Benadryl and a drug used to cut coke in his system and they rule that his death was “An accidental drug overdose” What accident? I meant to kill the wigger.