09.08.2009 ohai there mira sorvino

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It’s easy to forget that Mira Sorvino has an Academy Award because her career has gone to hell, but parts of her looked awesome last night as she walked the red carpet for the 35th American Film Festival in Deauville, France with her husband, who went dressed as Jacob Dylan in 1999. If she needs a good comeback movie, I have a screenplay she’d be perfect for. It’s called, “Mira Sorvino Takes A Shower And Repeatedly Lathers Up Then Rinses Off Her Huge Breasts”.

(hq jump here. source = fame and getty)

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  1. entropissed 09/08/2009 15:32

    Holy fuckin veins I just became an expert in vascular diseases thanks to Mira

  2. pepper 09/08/2009 15:32

    too bad she used to fuck Woods

  3. Watt 09/08/2009 15:32

    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN THEY JIGZ

  4. Watt 09/08/2009 15:33

    YOU FILTHY MOTHER FUCKERS

  5. SsnakeOil 09/08/2009 15:34

    That’s an impressive rack, Mira. Where’d ya get it?

  6. SsnakeOil 09/08/2009 15:35

    Does sort of look like a map of Western Connecticut, though, eh, Pepper?

  7. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/08/2009 15:35

    did she always have this titty mass or are these new? Also, I’d like to punch her husband in the fucking throat. He reminds me of Chris Angel for some reason, and that piece of wasted flesh needs to die violently in a “magic” mishap.

  8. pepper 09/08/2009 15:38

    DDM, always….

  9. dirtydiane 09/08/2009 15:39

    i’m pretty sure she just squirt out kid number 3, so you can thank him for the big chesticles.

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/08/2009 15:40

    Nice, you could smuggle heroin in that tit gully of hers. Aside from that great rack, she’s looking a little haggard, like she’s about two steps away from looking like a skull with tits.

  11. DB's Treasure 09/08/2009 15:42

    Yes.

    I would fuck her.

    You’re not surprised.

  12. Watt 09/08/2009 15:44

    I am deebs

  13. DB's Treasure 09/08/2009 15:47

    I can’t take that goddamn avatar seriously, Watt. I crack up when I see it. It looks like Golem and House had a kid.

  14. Woodsman 09/08/2009 15:47

    meh:
    http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/641

    pepper: I never f*cked her, it was only heavy petting

  15. Watt 09/08/2009 15:53

    I should make it say “I CAME!”. Then you can use the headly I CAME avatar and we can all have a good laugh.

  16. Rokan 09/08/2009 15:55

    I just pooped in the sink.

  17. Watt 09/08/2009 15:57

    I’m about to go paint the toilet brown. Again.

  18. Death to Finkle! 09/08/2009 15:58

    I just pooped in Rokan’s ammo bandolier while he was pooping in the sink.

    Wait ’til he goes to reload.

  19. DB's Treasure 09/08/2009 15:58

    I’ve been in the mood to upper deck some unfortunate soul.

  20. entropissed 09/08/2009 15:59

    I took five shits on Friday. ‘Twas a good day.

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