say goodbye to the one on the left

I got fired from a volunteer job one time because I kept complaining about everything, but it takes an unprecedented level of jackass to get fired from a job that is based on them. A job built around and named after them. It would be like Darth Vader getting fired from the position of Darth Vader. Hey guess what happened to Jon Gosselin today…

Jon Gosselin’s role on Jon & Kate Plus 8 is being dramatically scaled back and the show will be renamed Kate Plus 8.
Jon’s relationship with TLC has been strained for months and the fallout of Jon’s often bizarre and inappropriate behavior seems to have resulted in the network changing direction.
“Given the recent changes in the family dynamics, it only makes sense for us to refresh and recalibrate the program to keep pace with the family. The family has evolved and we are attempting to evolve with it; we feel that Kate’s journey really resonates with our viewers,” reps for TLC said in a statement.

The ratings for the show have fallen 84 percent since they announced their divorce in June, so something had to be done.  Of course Kate is a mean unlikeable bitch too, so god knows why this would help. They should just do a ‘Lord of the Flies’ thing and abandon the kids on an island and film that. Aaden will be the Piggy of the group. Mady will be the Jack. Don’t be fooled, that bitch is ambitious and will let nothing stand in her way.