Even though UHQ copies of Audrina Patridges Maxim cover are now available (ta-da), and Playmate Suzanne Stokes went to a club in Hollywood last night in a toddlers dress, this story still won’t be sexy because it’s actually about Paula Abdul and Ellen DeGeneres. The pictures were just a trick to get you this far. Deal with it.
Paula Abdul was stunned at being permanently replaced on American Idol by Ellen DeGeneres … “Privately, Paula is very upset. She’s never going to admit it publicly but this stung,” said a source close to the Fox situation. Even though publicly Paula has not even hinted that she might return to the show, privately she still believed a last-minute deal could be worked out, but Fox execs had already moved on.
Hahaha, you suck Paula! What dimension does this goofy bitch live in where inanimate objects are somehow hard to replace or deserve million dollar salaries. If ‘Idol’ misses Paulas contribution, they can just pump a tank of nitrous into Ellens dressing room then lock her in a dryer for an hour.
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Well, that’s better.
’bout time, NPD
Goin’ for 3
you can’t put dykes in the dryer. the fish smell kills and the floor will be slicker than owl shit.
…and the cycle!
Dang.
I’ll give the bitch in the pink 10 years before her face begins to resemble a leather saddle.
i bet her pink won’t be pink in 10 years. it’ll be a charcoal camel toe.
Why couldn’t they at least get someone who is hot? I mean Ellen is handsome and all but seeing her next to Simon and Randy is enough to make the hardiest of cocks shrivel up.
“If ‘Idol’ misses Paulas contribution, they can just pump a tank of nitrous into Ellens dressing room then lock her in a dryer for an hour.”
Okay, okay…I laughed.
I’d love to see Randy rub his jungle stick all over the white bitch’s face.
Smooch that goober you muffsucking weirdass coochie creature.
BSDC, if you watch “Idol” for the hard-on, you’re in trouble. You’re better off watching “House”, or CNN.
paula can’t possibly be stunned. she was fired like 3 weeks ago, right? did it take her this long to interpret what that really meant?
lol@being stunned, ellen degeneres is corny as hell, but she will be coherent. paula sounded like she was on 5mg of xanax every show and couldnt form a sentence to save her life
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Paula’s stunned every time she doesn’t wake up with cum-covered lips and a dildo strapped to her forehead.
DD, think about that. I takes her 3 weeks to figure out her home address.
even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and again, snake.
SsnakeOil, have you seen some of the jailbait on that show? And yes I will have a seat right over there.
the show was in need of a man with real balls…congratulations Ellen…
I have to say the only parts of “Idol” I’ve ever seen were when Katherine McPhee was a semi-finalist. I guess I shouldn’t jump to conclusions, but I don’t think I could sit through all the shitty singing for the occasional hot chick.