09.04.2009 (say something nice)

jessica simpson paris catwalk 040909

Jessica Simpson was the big surprise guest model for Ozlem Suers fashion show last night in Paris. You may be wondering what kind of fashion designer still thinks its a good idea to have Jessica Simpson model their clothes. The answer is a fashion designer who wears leggings and what appears to be a maternity dress, and who looks sort of like Fionna from Shrek after she married Shrek. Be still my heart.

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  1. CodPiece 09/04/2009 12:43

    Are those saggers??

  2. Veracity 09/04/2009 12:46

    I hate this stupic bitch

  3. Veracity 09/04/2009 12:46

    lol, stupid

  4. SinDs 09/04/2009 12:49

    she doesn’t look THAT bad

  5. TheOverrated 09/04/2009 12:49

    her boobs are looking saggier than usual, those things arent gravity friendly

  6. MrFadedGlory 09/04/2009 12:49

    I think it’s time for Jess to talk to one of those ‘Nip/Tuck’ guys, to give those puppies a lift.

  7. Observer 09/04/2009 12:49

    Something nice……

    …I bet she is warm when she is in a sauna…..

  8. SsnakeOil 09/04/2009 12:52

    That is one fucked-up-looking ugly-ass broad.

    And the designer isn’t much better.

  9. SsnakeOil 09/04/2009 12:53

    Scarlett O’Hara called - she wants her drapes back.

  10. pepper 09/04/2009 12:53

    Ozlem is a plus size designer?

  11. TheOverrated 09/04/2009 12:56

    mm im hungry, id like some bread, lettuce, tomato and a few slices of jessica simpsons back with ketchup and a ginger ale…

  12. DB's Treasure 09/04/2009 12:56

    She looks like one of the Never Ending Story characters who were floating on that rock with the castle in space.

  13. leftnutofjesus 09/04/2009 12:56

    i’d grease up the curtains and fuck the shit out of them while they watched….

  14. DB's Treasure 09/04/2009 12:56

    Overrated, you…you wanna eat slices of her back? Are you Buffalo Bill?

  15. TheOverrated 09/04/2009 12:58

    i like bacon

  16. Jean-Claude Van Douche 09/04/2009 12:58

    Her breasts are…unfortunate.

  17. Faker Zombie 09/04/2009 12:59

    Mmmmrph. Garrrrble.

  18. SinDs 09/04/2009 12:59

    today has def taken a turn for the worse…and i still have 5 hours left!!

  19. RedRage 09/04/2009 13:02

    SinDs, 5 hours! 1.5 hours left for me.

    PS. What is the largest diameter dildo you own?

  20. Observer 09/04/2009 13:04

    SinDs…..

    In light of the fact that it is Friday and a long weekend as well……

    …why don’t you give us a synopsis of your first blow-job……

    …and when you’re done…..a few vignettes about your finest sexual escapades…..

    (from the prior thread….)

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