Whitney Houston really sucks

By brendon September 01, 2009 @ 5:39 PM

Whitney Houstons much-publicized concert in Central Park, to be aired tomorrow on ‘Good Morning America’, was cut short today because Oh My God her voice is fuckin terrible. It’s all nasally and deep, like an unconvincing female impersonator. Tyler Perry sounds more like a woman than Whitney does. The Daily News says…

Whitney Houston cut short her much-hyped comeback performance on “Good Morning America” Tuesday after apparently losing her voice.
The Grammy-winning diva got through just three songs from her new album “I Look to You” before apologizing to the 5,000-person crowd for overusing her famous pipes.
“I’m so sorry. I did ‘Oprah.’ I’ve been talking for so long. … I talked so much, my voice,” she said, trailing off.

Yeah that must have been it. It was because she talked to Oprah for an hour. Crack cocaine is filled with vitamins, it’s basically like an herbal tea, so Whitneys decade long drug binge should have only helped. Luckily this concert was free. Actually I think the tickets were free, but 300 dollars if she actually showed up.

wwtdd

(19) Comments

  1. avatar
    pepper 09/01/2009 17:45

    she can always join DJ AM
    give her some crack.

  2. avatar
    TheOverrated 09/01/2009 17:45

    worst comeback ever
    http://youareoverrated.com/

  3. avatar
    pepper 09/01/2009 17:53

    was she doing the Humpty Hump Dance?
    .
    .
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs&feature=fvw

  4. avatar
    The Fried Man 09/01/2009 17:59

    I disagree, apparently DJ AM could sing like Sinatra.

  5. avatar
    Vincent 09/01/2009 18:02

    widdony who?

  6. avatar
    The Fried Man 09/01/2009 18:03

    More likely Bobby Brown’s sperm is like acid.

  7. avatar
    TheOverrated 09/01/2009 18:03

    she has had like 10 years to craft a new sound, if she wouldve just dropped the pipe…

  8. avatar
    Watt 09/01/2009 18:04

    FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SHITTFK SITE OF FUCKING FAILSPAM AND NÍGGER MIDGETS FUCKING AND SUCKING SALLY STRUTERS FATROLLS. STOP FUCKING POSTING THAT LINK

  9. avatar
    Watt 09/01/2009 18:05

    Yeah. You. Cunt Overrated.

  10. avatar
    The Fried Man 09/01/2009 18:06

    Why Watt…take it down a notch. Like down to Whitney Houston levels.

  11. avatar
    Watt 09/01/2009 18:09

    IM HIGH ON CRACK

    WANNA FREEBASE?

  12. avatar
    The Fried Man 09/01/2009 18:15

    Watt, you have little bugs crawling all over you! Get them off!

  13. avatar
    Watt 09/01/2009 18:17

    OH GOD ITS BUGS OF FAIL HELP MADONNA IS COMING

  14. avatar
    teutonic 09/01/2009 18:29

    The come back tour done went and gone.

  15. avatar
    mylene 09/01/2009 20:39

    HERE YOU GO,VAGINA DEPRIVED ASSHOLES!!
    a sweet and
    sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26

    Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.

    I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
    I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )

    Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com

    Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..

    Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
    Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)

    Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
    and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
    I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper)

  16. avatar
    mylene 09/01/2009 20:41

    <—LICK DB’s black hole ! SISSY BOYS!

  17. avatar
    JJ 09/01/2009 21:02

    I can only imagine that ABC is going to edit this so the sound quality is much better tomorrow.

    I’m over Houston and won’t be buying this album.

    JJ
    http://jjadams928.blogspot.com/

  18. avatar
    angelove35 09/01/2009 21:16

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  19. avatar
    Slaappy 09/02/2009 10:07

    her mother was ashamed of her singing along with all the viewers of Good Morning America

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