HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN - Over 2000 people, people with no connection to each other, from different parts of the world, all claim to have seen this man in their dreams. I would have posted this sooner, but I was hiding under my desk in a puddle of urine and jabbing espresso into my heart. (thisman.org)
LINDSAY LOHAN - has to appear in court tomorrow because she’s apparently failing the alcohol education course she is ordered to attend as part of her probation. I could barely catch my breath when I heard the news, on account of being so surprised. (tmz)
LEONA LEWIS - was punched in the face yesterday, and today the 29yo man who did it has been charged with assault and placed in a mental-health ward. Hopefully one with pretty dresses, because Leona walked away from the incident. He couldn’t even punch out an unsuspecting woman. I would jam a bottle in my ass and break it off right now if I were him, because he’s gonna get annihilated once he gets to prison. (people)
JOHN AND KATE PLUS 8 - will go off the air in November because Jon Gosselin threw a hissy fit last month after TLC decided to film the show without him. This guy is a PR genius. He get’s more likable every day. (radar)
KATIE PRICE - If there’s something better than big tits, I am not aware of it. (hq jump. source = fame and inf daily)
Them are some BIIIIIIIIIG titys. Brrrrbrrrrbrbbrbbrbrbbbbbrbrbrrrrrbrbbbrbrbrbbrb. I’m motorboating in case you couldnt figure that out.
I would’ve thought Lindsey Lohan would be very knowledgeable about alcohol by now.
iwont, I refuse to even read the stuff about Lilo or John and Kate. Wont do it. So what you are saying is like greek to me. What do you think of tits?
I approve.
Good man. Now in response to Brand0n’s comment about not being aware of anything better than big tits….how ’bout big NAKED tits? Those trump regular big tits any day. It’s like the difference between a full house and a royal flush.
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Agreed, and “full house” and “royal flush” are both understandable signs of appreciation of said tits.
This chick is not exactly a classic beauty, but she’s making things worse with the Amy Winehouse look.
Oh, and I wouldn’t wipe my ass with MYHOODCLOTHING.
That site is a hoax, look at one of the dreams that somebody allegedly had about this guy- so fake
“I have never had homosexual relationships or even fantasies. But I dream about having sexing with this man all the time. I must admit he has a lot of imagination and he pleases me. Sometimes when I wake up I discover I have had a nocturnal emission.”
omg thats me! without the unibrow
Re: This Man– I’d be more likely to believe if the flyer in Milan said “quest’uomo ” instead of “questo uomo”. ..even a first year Italian student knows this.
Overrated, you have those ink satellites orbiting your head, too?
1- Thats Zulu
2- Shocker
3- Who ?
4- They both suck, who cares
5- Who’s looking at the tits, that skirt is awful (Oh my god, I Aaaaam Gay)
back to back linsday posts = the lame.
How come half those post were already posted on this very site?
yes i do, my head has its own gravitation pull…kids throw tennis balls at me all the time like a parlor trick
“Well, that’s a huge noggin. That’s a virtual planetoid.”
“Has it’s own weather system.”
Say the previous post in a ridiculous, overly exaggerated Scottish accent.
Whoa, obscure Ax Murderer reference there TITS.
Thanks sssnake.
Ok what the fuck is wrong with wwtdd? Why is it that when I visit it I get fake virus warnings? Mother fuckers.