SHAUNA SAND - Put down your coffee and brace yourself, because here comes shocking news: Shauna Sand has decided to stop fighting the release of her sex tape, claiming a lawsuit could be “long and expensive”. Yeah, I got some something long and expensive for you right here baby! Wait. Wait that didn’t make any sense. (tmz)
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY - won the weekend box office with a solid 22M. In its 5th week out, it beat the debut of the much higher profile ‘Saw 6′ by 7.2M. ‘Paranormal’ has now made $62,477,000. Which is $62,462,000 more than it cost to make. It’s the best return on an investment since I got those leather pants. Settle down ladies, there’s plenty of Brendon to go around. (mojo)
ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS - is sure to be this years “not as clever as you thought” Halloween costume, and his son is actually encouraging it by holding a contest for people dressed like his dad, dead or alive. I couldn’t decide what costume to buy, but I tried on one as a member of the Jokers gang in ‘the Dark Knight’. I put on the mask and the fake gun, then went next door to the bank to ask the teller if she liked it. She was a real bitch. All she did was yell at me and call the cops! (people)
AUDRINA PATRIDGE - I don’t know why I’m so attracted to Audrina Patridge, and I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures, but I do know what big tits and half-shirts are. Those are the things giving me an near painful erection right now. (12 more starting here. source = fame)
First
Two balls
Three holes
Foreskin
And that’s five
Five Alive
six
Darn
Hi, Rem.
My heart really wasn’t in it now that Pepper has been exiled.
Did you watch the football game in London yesterday?
I’d bet my balls that cunt has no idea who The Exploited are and just thinks it’s a cool shirt. Still want to bang her though.
big smelly, I’d bet my set too. This cunt woke up one day and decided “im gonna dress like a punk today” At least it’s not a ramones shirt.
so the manatee walking next to her…any takers on what the shirt spells out?
i’m going with “pour it over the chicken fried chicken”…with the “it” being the understood [gravy].
No Roke. 2 reasons:
A) I hate football
B) I was painting window frames and other diy type stuff
Diane +1
In other news . . . . Holy shit that chick is hot!
I would sell you all off as white slaves just to worm her for 5 minutes.
i think her sister is hotter.
http://www.zimbio.com/Casey+Patridge/articles/2/Casey+Patridge+Audrina+sister+lot+tattoos
rokan you sick fuck, this better be you..
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/amputee-needed-for-costume-accessory/amputee-halloween-costume
DDM I already asked him with no response so you know it is him posting a CL ad
She looks better in a bikini Cali
Her sister looks cheezer and more generic then her sis. Generic ink too…Look and me and my full sleeves i got last week and will regret the rest of my life! weeeeeeeee.
sorry slaappy.