10.26.2009 monday morning headlines

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SHAUNA SAND - Put down your coffee and brace yourself, because here comes shocking news: Shauna Sand has decided to stop fighting the release of her sex tape, claiming a lawsuit could be “long and expensive”. Yeah, I got some something long and expensive for you right here baby! Wait. Wait that didn’t make any sense. (tmz)

PARANORMAL ACTIVITY - won the weekend box office with a solid 22M. In its 5th week out, it beat the debut of the much higher profile ‘Saw 6′ by 7.2M. ‘Paranormal’ has now made $62,477,000. Which is $62,462,000 more than it cost to make. It’s the best return on an investment since I got those leather pants. Settle down ladies, there’s plenty of Brendon to go around. (mojo)

ZOMBIE BILLY MAYS - is sure to be this years “not as clever as you thought” Halloween costume, and his son is actually encouraging it by holding a contest for people dressed like his dad, dead or alive. I couldn’t decide what costume to buy, but I tried on one as a member of the Jokers gang in ‘the Dark Knight’. I put on the mask and the fake gun, then went next door to the bank to ask the teller if she liked it. She was a real bitch. All she did was yell at me and call the cops! (people)

AUDRINA PATRIDGE - I don’t know why I’m so attracted to Audrina Patridge, and I don’t know what’s going on in these pictures, but I do know what big tits and half-shirts are. Those are the things giving me an near painful erection right now. (12 more starting here. source = fame)

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  1. Rokan 10/26/2009 10:48

    First

  2. Rokan 10/26/2009 10:49

    Two balls

  3. Rokan 10/26/2009 10:49

    Three holes

  4. Rokan 10/26/2009 10:50

    Foreskin

  5. Rokan 10/26/2009 10:50

    And that’s five

  6. RemSteale 10/26/2009 10:50

    Five Alive

  7. Rokan 10/26/2009 10:50

    six

  8. RemSteale 10/26/2009 10:50

    Darn

  9. Rokan 10/26/2009 10:51

    Hi, Rem.

    My heart really wasn’t in it now that Pepper has been exiled.

    Did you watch the football game in London yesterday?

  10. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/26/2009 10:52

    I’d bet my balls that cunt has no idea who The Exploited are and just thinks it’s a cool shirt. Still want to bang her though.

  11. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/26/2009 10:54

    big smelly, I’d bet my set too. This cunt woke up one day and decided “im gonna dress like a punk today” At least it’s not a ramones shirt.

  12. dirtydiane 10/26/2009 10:55

    so the manatee walking next to her…any takers on what the shirt spells out?

    i’m going with “pour it over the chicken fried chicken”…with the “it” being the understood [gravy].

  13. RemSteale 10/26/2009 10:55

    No Roke. 2 reasons:

    A) I hate football
    B) I was painting window frames and other diy type stuff

  14. Rokan 10/26/2009 10:59

    Diane +1

    In other news . . . . Holy shit that chick is hot!

    I would sell you all off as white slaves just to worm her for 5 minutes.

  15. DarkCherry 10/26/2009 11:06

    i think her sister is hotter.

    http://www.zimbio.com/Casey+Patridge/articles/2/Casey+Patridge+Audrina+sister+lot+tattoos

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/26/2009 11:07

    rokan you sick fuck, this better be you..
    http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/10/amputee-needed-for-costume-accessory/amputee-halloween-costume

  17. Slaappy 10/26/2009 11:09

    DDM I already asked him with no response so you know it is him posting a CL ad

  18. RemSteale 10/26/2009 11:09

    She looks better in a bikini Cali

  19. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/26/2009 11:10

    Her sister looks cheezer and more generic then her sis. Generic ink too…Look and me and my full sleeves i got last week and will regret the rest of my life! weeeeeeeee.

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/26/2009 11:11

    sorry slaappy.

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