Charlize Theron took part in a charity auction for OneXOne last night, and ended up kissing another girl who paid $140,000. OneXOne’s plan to get two girls to get it on for charity seems much better than my idea, which is to have two girls get it on in exchange for releasing them. Us magazine says…
…while she was initially selling a 2010 trip to South Africa that included World Cup tickets, a safari and a meet-and-greet with Nelson Mandela, she raised the stakes when bidding stalled at $37,000.
To sweeten the pot, she offered up a 7-second kiss for $130,000 to a male bidder. After one man bid $135,000, a woman upped the stakes to $140,000 — ascending the stage for a 20-second smooch as the audience counted down.
I wonder if this would work with the cops when I pick up prostitutes. “Yes, I paid her then cried I mean gave her the best sex of her life, but she was holding a charity auction, and I was the big winner!” In a very real sense, I would be a hero in that scenario, and a truly amazing man.
(picture source = getty images)
I do that for free, but the bail sure is expensive.
I just heard on the news that Pepper is going to be the new face on the $3 bill.
Lily has 3 nipples.
This is boring.
“This is CNN.”
This is like Viagra, it’s lasts to long.
Thank you Tony, I was starting to see blue spots.
No problem scum, I got your back.
And on topic, I don’t care how hot a woman is, they’re too damned expensive for whatever it is they’re charging.
1 hour and 9 minutes to go…..
Might have been worth the price for watching if they were nekked
DD, I walked in on my mom mouth vacuuming my future sibling out of my step dad’s nuts. Try that on for size if “thinking” about it is to horrifying!
actually, i’d have to count back 7 mos and 3 weeks…(i was 5 weeks premature) so that would make it sometime in mid to late october when my rents were knockin’ boots.
and RR-i’ve walked in on my parents too. it’s horrifying.
thank god for sonic cup time
hall-e-luggggia
meh…i think it’s actually 10 months if you do the whole “pregnancy math” thing…ie, 40 weeks. but whatever, you get the idea…
friends from high school caught my parents “parking” one time on a gravel road, and gave me shit about it forever….so fucking embarrassing
Pepper and Lily references? Is someone a Ron & Fez listener?
xm 202
sirius 197
B (from last thread) the video I posted from shakira was objection (tango). She’s sexy as fuck in it.
I walked in on my mom getting doggy from her boyfried, but that was nothing compared to waking up with my dad banging the neighbors wife in the same bed I was sleeping in. FUCKING HIPPIES.
You’re a clueless douche, Douche. I do own a Fez though.