warning: david. letterman. sex tape.

By brendon October 21, 2009 @ 10:07 AM


Oh thank god this one is from the National Enquirer.

A studio surveillance tape reportedly caught the 62-year-old star and a much-younger female co-worker in a compromising position
(The tape could end his marriage and) persuade worried CBS execs to hammer the final nail into the talk-show host’s late-night career – and could play a key role in the trial of the producer who allegedly tried to blackmail him.
“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” revealed a close source.
“It’s one thing for him to have publicly admitted to having had sexual relations with some women on his staff. It’s another to see him in the throes of passion with one of those women.

The governor of Louisiana once said he couldn’t lose an election unless he got caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy. The same goes with firing David Letterman. He’s in first place by a mile. This alleged sex tape won’t get him fired. Mostly because no one would have the stomach to watch it. I have enough problems getting an erection as it is. So much pressure! It happened again last Friday. I snuck off the the bathroom and called 911 but they said that’s not the kind of thing they’re set up to handle.

(40) Comments

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    Slaappy 10/21/2009 10:10


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    Slaappy 10/21/2009 10:10


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    RedRage 10/21/2009 10:10

    Who wouldn’t want to see a girl sucking on a wrinkly foreskin?

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    Slaappy 10/21/2009 10:10


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    Slaappy 10/21/2009 10:12

    a viagra commercial ever

    Fist to you RR

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    The Rev 10/21/2009 10:19

    Some people are into that shit.

  7. avatar
    RemSteale 10/21/2009 10:21

    Necrophilia is an ugly thing

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    Sensei John Kreese 10/21/2009 10:22

    I’d watch it, why not?

    Sometimes you’ve gotta test your limits.

    Besides, it’s a surveillance tape.

  9. avatar
    RemSteale 10/21/2009 10:26

    You cant sweep the leg when you’re watching a video Sensei

  10. avatar
    dirtydiane 10/21/2009 10:26

    old balls?

    no thanks, i’ll pass.

  11. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 10/21/2009 10:28

    Rem, I can do all types of ill shit.

    “Out of commission”

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    SuperB 10/21/2009 10:31

    Ugh, I bet he has that old man saggy ass…

    pass…sooo pass

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    Observer 10/21/2009 10:32

    Letterman has been with his wife for years….

    …it’s probably time they both moved on….

    …and this sex-tape should give them both a face-saving way out…..

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    Sensei John Kreese 10/21/2009 10:32

    That video of Letterman, being a surveillance video, would be even more dark and grainy than the pics I took of DD, that she uses on her avi, from that night in the hotel.

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    Watt 10/21/2009 10:34

    Don’t like the sour milk balls DD?

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    Phantom 10/21/2009 10:36

    letterman should be fired for that tie regardless.

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    dirtydiane 10/21/2009 10:37


  18. avatar
    Jean-Claude Van Douche 10/21/2009 10:38

    Why the fuck is this on here?

  19. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 10/21/2009 10:41

    That’s his wife?…
    I thought it was Larry Bud Melman in a wig.

  20. avatar
    DB's Treasure 10/21/2009 10:43

    I wonder if he stuck the younger woman’s clit between his buckey front teeth…

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