Kevin Federline seems like a great guy of course, but you can’t judge a book by it’s cover, because apparently he caused over $100,000 in damage to the house he was renting in Tarzana, and bailed on the last 6 months of rent on top of that. The damage he left behind includes…
- Gutters full of cigarette butts and empty beer bottles
- A broken beer dispenser on the barbecue island
- Permanent spit marks on exterior paint
- Broken light covers
- Bent light posts
- Broken tiles
- Dead trees and plants due to failure to water
- Drawings all over the walls
- A room that was turned into a studio (without the owners’ permission)
- Broken dishwasher … with broken baskets
- Dismantled smoke detectors
- Front driveway oil-leak damage
- Master bathroom windows tinted (without owners’ permission)
The one that really haunts me is “permanent spit marks on exterior paint”. How many STDs does this dude have where his spit has evolved into some toxic poison that can eat through paint? Jesus he’s like that little dinosaur in the first Jurassic Park. Someone go scare him. I bet he has one of those neck frills too.
Elby’s Big Boy
no wonder the place crashed……
Look at that fat, fat fucker. I’d like to shoot him in the belly with a BB gun.
I’m surprised the toilets were still intact.
who tints the fucking window?
They forgot to list the burnt out light bulb in the fridge caused by the door never being closed.
I don’t think the groceries ever made it to the fridge, RR.
i’m guessing permanent spit marks from dip right?
can one buy groceries at KFC?
There was a BEER DISPENSER on the BARBEQUE ISLAND?!
BBQ ISLAND? BEER DISPENSER?!
I want one.
Pepper,
Do you have fake sideburns on too?
look at that dude…he just doesn’t give a shit anymore. he landed the gravy train and he’s just gonna right it all the way to diabetesville.
I wonder how long Britt-Britt’s money is going to last
Well, c’mon… once you’ve fucked Britney Spears… what else is there in life?
If they had mentioned “Marks on the carpet form Dorito-stained fingers”, I’d think it was DB’s place on a Friday night.
Oh, and I guess “Crusty socks under the bed” would’ve been in there somewhere, too.
Rokan, YES!
Hey, hey, hey… It’s faaaat federline.
Finks, he just ropes on the carpet and rubs it in with his foot.
NOTE TO OWNER:
Those weren’t spit stains.
Where are the ladies?