10.16.2009 dumbass is about to lose everything

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On the fist of this month, Jon Gosselin and his Rent-A-Center lawyer had TLC by the balls. Jon wanted to expand on the ever desirous Jon Gosselin brand, and if TLC didn’t cave, he was gonna shut down ‘Jon and Kate Plus 8′. They tried to intimidate him, but he showed them who was boss, huh? Oh wait never mind. Radar says…

Jon Gosselin has been raking in cash for interviews and appearances and TLC knows what he’s made and where he’s made it.
…the network wants all that money plus damages in a court battle that has the strong possibility of leaving Jon flat broke.
TLC already knows Jon has been paid for media appearances and every penny will come out in the lawsuit. The paydays are in violation of his contract with the network, which has a clearly defined exclusivity clause.
That contract is valid until February 2010, even though the show is no longer filming.
TLC has an option to renew Jon’s contract once it expires, thereby keeping him from doing projects on any other network.
Jon’s negative public comments also violate his contact and the network is seeking punitive damages against him and Jon will also be on the hook for TLC’s attorney’s fees if the network wins in court.
Jon also has a morals clause in his contract. His boozing and behavior could also be dragged into the lawsuit.

The only way TLC could have owned Jon any more with this lawsuit is if they served him with it by rolling it up and shoving it up his ass.

(91) Comments

  1. pepper 10/16/2009 13:28

    there is no such thing as bad pr.

  2. Woodsman 10/16/2009 13:29

    How do you copy an iron?

  3. pepper 10/16/2009 13:33

    Woodsman. The name is Iron Copy Center. The shop was across from the Flat Iron Building. I have a huge collection of OLd Irons.

  4. whatizdat 10/16/2009 13:33

    Why do bad things happen to good people?

  5. entropissed 10/16/2009 13:35

    I can’t wait to kick this guy in the face when he emerges from his newspaper blanket to beg for booze money

  6. Rokan 10/16/2009 13:37

    What day was the “fist” of this month?

    Is that like “On the heels of the moment?”

  7. Andie 10/16/2009 13:38

    Either up his ass or down his throat I would be happy with either one of those!!

  8. DB's Treasure 10/16/2009 13:39

    I just wanna make him choke on his eye contacts.

    I am very tired of hearing about Jon and Kate. I don’t feel bad for their kids at all, cause I don’t like kids. The less of them, the better. I just hate people who put their family on the line for profit. Especially that octo-mom! I had no idea she had 4 kids before she had the other 8!!! I’d love to see her and her shit stain spawns dead.

  9. Woodsman 10/16/2009 13:49

    Pepper: just funnin you

    Sup: who’s that in your avi?

  10. SCUM 10/16/2009 13:50

    Maybe he can move in with Balloon Boys family.

  11. They Call Me Lo 10/16/2009 13:51

    I love this guy! Now where the HELL are the tits?

  12. Watt 10/16/2009 13:52

    Cut his head off!

  13. SuperB 10/16/2009 13:53

    Wood, Starbuck from BG

  14. SuperB 10/16/2009 13:54

    her real name is katee sackhoff

  15. RedRage 10/16/2009 13:54

    I GI searched balloon boy to see what him and his family look like and this shit came up! Sweet fucking Christ! I’m waiting for the cops to kick my door down!

    http://tinyurl.com/yhsl7s2

  16. DarkCherry 10/16/2009 13:55

    BSG

  17. They Call Me Lo 10/16/2009 13:55

    Is she any relation to Jack Mehoff, Sup?

  18. Watt 10/16/2009 13:57

    I’ve got a cigar for her

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