10.19.2009 go kill yourself paris hilton

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Paris Hilton is just one of many who are doing cameos in a new movie starring Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Samuel L. Jackson, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton and Dwayne Johnson, and in fact she had just one day of shooting, but she made the most of it by acting like a spoiled bitch from start to finish. Page Six says…

…in the cop-action comedy “The Other Guys,” now shooting in New York.
A source reports, “Paris has a cameo role in the movie, where she plays herself. It is all being kept very hush-hush.
“But the producers were shocked when her team handed them a three-page list of demands — including live lobsters to be prepared fresh when she’s ready to eat and a bottle of Grey Goose vodka — all for just one day on the set.
“All celebrities are typically offered riders, but it seemed excessive for just one day’s work playing herself. She was due to fly to New York to film in secret last week.”

Note that last part said “in secret last week.” Okay so what are the odds Paris honored that? You know what just forget I asked.

…on Thursday, she reportedly tweeted: “Just got done with the fitting with the stylist for the new Will Ferrell movie I’m shooting in NY. Excited! Will is my favorite comedian.”

You know whats better than a story about Paris Hilton? Literally anything on earth. So instead let’s all look at pictures of Susan Sarandins daughter stripping last night on ‘Californication‘. Going from Paris Hilton being a bitch to Eva Amuri being naked is like going from being raped by a tiger at the zoo while everyone films it to being raped by Megan Fox at home while I film it.

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  1. TheOverrated 10/19/2009 17:10

    well she is friends with those olsen twins, maybe one of them can slip her the heath ledger cocktail
    http://theoverrated.com/

  2. Death to Finkle! 10/19/2009 17:10

    Wonk eye? Wonk eye?

  3. Watt 10/19/2009 17:18

    The daughter is hot. Paris is a fucking space alien

  4. TLS 10/19/2009 17:22

    Eva is hot from the neck down.

  5. Jean-Claude Van Douche 10/19/2009 17:24

    Not that shocking that the daughter is hot. Susan Sarandin was pretty hot back in the day.

  6. Dr. Gonzo 10/19/2009 17:24

    Is there some particularly very good reason why you use that long pseudonym for Markie Mark?

  7. Watt 10/19/2009 17:25

    Truth JCVD

  8. Watt 10/19/2009 17:36

    Glad you’re packing pepper. :)

  9. DoucheNozzle 10/19/2009 17:41

    This movie is going to be terrible and make millions. Good to see Michael Keaton working again.

  10. Watt 10/19/2009 17:42

    Whered you fuckfaces go? To fap?

  11. DB's Treasure 10/19/2009 17:45

    NPD lost me at Will Ferrel…

  12. SuperB 10/19/2009 17:49

    Watching your game WP…

  13. pepper 10/19/2009 17:51

    Watt, FUCK YOU!
    …not looking good…for me…

  14. Chubb_Norris 10/19/2009 17:53

    http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

    Damn damn damn

  15. DB's Treasure 10/19/2009 18:07

    ::tumbleweed::

  16. Rokan 10/19/2009 18:10

    :: dumps Pepper’s suit case on the floor. ::
    Snap out of it Pepper. The Angels just hit a home run.

    Watt, you should feel awful for picking on him. Its like pistol whipping a blind kid, for Christ’s sake!

  17. Watt 10/19/2009 18:11

    My second favorite past time rokan!

  18. pepper 10/19/2009 18:14

    Rokan,pick my shit back up!
    .* hides dildos*

  19. DB's Treasure 10/19/2009 18:15

    hmmmm…
    http://isshefilthy.blogspot.com/2009/10/girl-699.html

    …nsfw at all

  20. Watt 10/19/2009 18:24

    Christ you’re a sick fuck deebs

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