Last week it came out that master criminal Jon Gosselin stole $230,000. His plan was brilliant in it’s simplicity. He went to the bank and took all the money he was supposed to share with his wife. Somehow, it’s still not clear how, he got caught and today he was ordered to return at least 180,000 of it. TMZ says…
According to Kate’s lawyer, Mark Momjian, “The remaining sum of $55,000, which Ms. Gosselin used for household bills and expenses relating to the children, will be subject to further determination by the arbitrator at a later date.”
Jon is required to repay the loot by October 26 — the next hearing — or appear before the judge for a contempt proceeding.
Kate says, “As difficult as this has been for me, I am pleased that the Court has ruled fairly on behalf of myself and my children. Now that this matter has been ruled on, I look forward to returning to private arbitration, as we have agreed to do, to resolve any remaining issues.”
Seriously. How did we get here? How did we get to a point where two people who are completely unlikable and who don’t actually do anything can parlay that into millions? Is this some evil alternate reality, where rock music is outlawed and Hitler is on the dollar bill.
penis
not these two assmunchers again, someone please kill them DEAD!
From the previous thread I was asked, how clean does my girl’s ass have to be in order for me to toss her salad?
Answer: I prefer it to be showered just recently, but if she’s gone a few hours and hasn’t taken a dump then I’m game.
As for the bidet, if anyone’s ever experienced it then you know exactly what I am talking about. “Dropping two mentos in a 2 liter bottle of 7up and squatting over it” made me almost choke with laughter.
If you do the Mentos bidet thing, do you have to give that Eurotrash smile at the end?
Words to live by DB, starfish chocolate is never on my menu.
Ha! Rokan. You’re on you own you dirty dog.
Thats my story and I’m sticking to it
Fuck,
I took a shit earlier that I knew was gonna haunt me all day. I’m on my third re-wipe.
That 7-up and Mentos sounds pretty refreshing about now.
I’ve never enjoyed any kind of chocolate to begin with, whatiz, so I hear ya.
Also, venison chilli is the shit
I don’t think a blast of sudsy soda is what your sore sheriff’s badge needs, Rokan.
Are my Isles EVER gonna win a fuckin& game this year??
Rusty,
Go fuck yourself. I bet my girlfriend’s ass is cleaner than yours.
I’m sorry I brought it up.
:: Goes and sits in corner to sulk with fingers in ears ::
I can’t hear you. “Na-na-na-na-na-na-”
I’ll tell you what Roakn, we can trade for an hour and you can see for yourself. I need a little variety anyways. Make sure she’s at least done SOME trimming. My chick is shaved clean.
I like a hairy pie. It gives it character and personality, plus it holds the scent in better.
God damnit!!! I like the smell of a musky pussy, and i’m not going to take it anymore!!!!!
Wait a minute, you said her ass was musty but her pussy smelled like vanilla. Now it’s her pussy that is musty? Man, you arent keeping your stories straight. No deal, I retract my offer to trade.
MUSKY!!!! You fucking retard. Like . . . musky, man, like someone’s scent, you know like pheromones and aroma and fucking physical attraction.!!
Not like some old basement!
But yes, her ass tasted like ass, for Christ’s sake.
Next time I eat it I will bed her over my knee and take a fucking wet-wipe to her balloon-knot.
Are you happy??
Ok musky, but you are getting away from the point. You said her pussy tasted like vanilla but then you said you liked musky pussy. Sheesh, just wanted to get the facts straight. And it doesnt make a difference to me one way or the other how clean her bung hole is. Just trying to prevent you from getting worms, that’s all. Looking out for a brother, you know?
::walks in, hears the tenor of the conversation, starts whistling, while continuing to walk in a nice big circle around the room and walks right back out the door::
Tony, come back. Its all good. We’re done beating the dead horse.