10.02.2009 holy crap

Here are some bullet points if you don’t have time to watch this full 5 minute clip from ‘2012’ but wanna pretend like you did so you can lord it over your friends and act like a bigshot.

- John Cusack calls Amanda Peete and tells her to pack the kids because California is “going down”.
- He arrives 12 seconds later. The kids are not packed.
- “Go, go, go!” (They need to go)
- True to it’s word, the movie shows California going down.
- “Ahhhoohhhh!”
- “Eeeeee!”
- They drive though a falling building.
- They fly through falling buildings.
- They snow ski through falling buildings.
- They have a potato sack race through falling buildings.
- They fly from the Santa Monica airport, about 1 mile from the ocean, to the Hotel Figueroa, about 30 miles from the ocean (satellite map). Then they turn around and go back to the ocean. Weeee!

(98) Comments

  1. Sandbox1108 10/02/2009 15:33

    FIRST

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/02/2009 15:38

    so what Marketing guy dropped this in your inbox with the subject “post this immediately”

    Exclusive? I watched this 3 times on tv last night.

    Do you cry when you realize how much you fail at this job of yours?

  3. .robert 10/02/2009 15:46

    The stupid hurts.

  4. ahpook33 10/02/2009 15:46

    ROFL @ DDM

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/02/2009 15:48

    thx ahpook. someone has to bring the mean to this site since NPD hasn’t for over a year.

  6. SsnakeOil 10/02/2009 15:52

    I just lost whatever respect I had left for Cusack. He and Brendin deserve each other.

  7. Mac-Daddy 10/02/2009 15:53

    I’ll watch the movie!

  8. SuperB 10/02/2009 15:54

    today is ass dragging along…THIS ISNT HELPING!

    Although I would face hump Cusack fo sure

  9. pepper 10/02/2009 15:56

    I don’t want to spend 5 minutes on a movie that I will never see.

  10. Randy 10/02/2009 15:56

    They should rename this to “The Life Story of Lindsay Lohan” and just have Amanda Peet showing her vagina is some of the clips

  11. Randy 10/02/2009 15:57

    If the movie would have been on Brendan it would have been whored out with Ads all over the place

  12. SsnakeOil 10/02/2009 15:58

    This looks like they put the actors in a room for 20 minutes and had them make up ‘dialogue’ and then they spent 6 months on the digital effects. Pile o’ crap.

  13. pepper 10/02/2009 15:58

    Brend*n, please stop posting clips. Your site SUCKS ass every time you put one up….I know Dirty Diane said the same thing on Thursday……

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/02/2009 15:59

    every time i see a mac daddy post i picture him driving in a convertible 3 series bmw drinking a $7 latte with bronzer on his face while chatting to a buddy on his iphone about the upcoming rhianna show in town this week.

  15. Sensei John Kreese 10/02/2009 15:59

    Cusak’s best role was ‘Better off Dead’.

    Shoulda quit after that.

  16. pepper 10/02/2009 16:01

    DDM, hey..that’s me..with out thw latte. I refuse to spend more then 1.50 on a cup of coffee!!!

  17. Zombie 10/02/2009 16:03

    Well damn, I figured the Morning Headlines would have been next.

  18. SuperB 10/02/2009 16:04

    Sensei

    Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil?

    He and Jude Law…

    I possibly rubbed a few things raw the first times I saw that

  19. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 10/02/2009 16:04

    grosse point blank was a good flick

  20. DarkCherry 10/02/2009 16:05

    a few things?

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