10.01.2009 jon gosselin really is an ass

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Jon Gosselin has always maintained that having his kids grow up on TV wasn’t detrimental, and just last week he was “happily” filming scenes for their show, but 24 hours after it was announced that he was essentially being fired, he’s had a revelation. If the internet had subtitles, this scene would say, “(Jon throws a temper tantrum and fusses about like some kind of woman”).

…after learning that TLC would continue with a new version of Jon & Kate Plus 8 that didn’t include him as a major factor, the estranged husband of Kate Gosselin has demanded through his lawyers that the show cease production immediately or face potential criminal charges.
“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason,” a letter from his attorney says, according to The Insider. “In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers.”
It’s not immediately clear whether Jon Gosselin’s cease-and-desist letter also applies to filming the couple’s children.

Unless they signed a new 24-hour TV contract every morning, Jon is high again and off in a fantasy world if the thinks this is going to stop TLC from filming their show. TLCs parent company (Discovery Communications Holding) made almost 4 billion dollars last year.  Think they have any lawyers?  TLC could stab Jon in the neck with an ice pick right in front of his kids, then bang his white trash girlfriend and still deduct as much as they wanted from his check for the time he missed while bleeding and crying.

(60) Comments

  1. CodPiece 10/01/2009 11:40

    Die already.

  2. SomeoneluvsU 10/01/2009 11:40

    Jon Gosselin really is an ass

    Department Of Redundancy Department

  3. Randy 10/01/2009 11:40

    Hey John, You misspelled penalty you dumbass!

  4. Randy 10/01/2009 11:41

    Speaking of banging his wife…do you have pictures of that because this post sucks

  5. Slaappy 10/01/2009 11:44

    Now he can wear Ed Hardy T Shirts to his content, take that TLC!

  6. pepper 10/01/2009 11:54

    Woody Allen is waiting for that girl to turn 13. So long Sun Yi!

  7. pepper 10/01/2009 11:55

    Woody Allen is waiting for that girl to turn 1 3. So loooooong Sun Yi!

  8. pepper 10/01/2009 11:56

    WTF?

  9. Rusty Sanchez 10/01/2009 11:57

    He may be telling TLC to stay away, but I’d bet he suck a cock to have VH1 come knocking on his door.

  10. Rusty Sanchez 10/01/2009 11:58

    Hey Pepper, nice ass. Mine is still better, but yours is nothing to sneeze at.

  11. Jay247 10/01/2009 11:58

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FUCK U TLC!!!

  12. RemSteale 10/01/2009 12:01

    Jesus, someone just take the kids away and put them in care now…

  13. whatizdat 10/01/2009 12:02

    somebody should pound his shitter full of gravel and broken glass just for fun

  14. pepper 10/01/2009 12:03

    I love my GF’s ass.
    sniff, sniff!!!

  15. whatizdat 10/01/2009 12:04

    or just let my weasel at him

  16. Rusty Sanchez 10/01/2009 12:06

    I love your GF’s ass too

  17. RemSteale 10/01/2009 12:07

    Pepper’s girlfriends always have great asses.

    I love the avi he used to use about 6 months ago

  18. Olaf Metal 10/01/2009 12:07

    fucking penalty is spelled wrong. what a dick

  19. RemSteale 10/01/2009 12:08

    Yup, his atrocious spelling is the real reason he’s a dick….

  20. biggielaing 10/01/2009 12:11

    Drown them both. Kate’s no better, if not worse than Jon is.

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