ABC News says that John Travolta returned to the stand today in a Bahamas court room, testifying that a paramedic tried to extort money from him after the death of his son, Jett. The medic wanted 25 million dollars, or he would speak to the press and sell them documents that would imply Travolta was responsible for Jetts death on January 2nd.
Travolta also presumably petitioned the court for a new sketch artist. “Are you god damn kidding me,” Travolta would probably say. “I look like Hugo Chavez with gigantism. Why is my head so big? Do I really look like that? Why not just draw me in a bikini with big tits? Jesus, I already felt like killing myself. This is not helping.”
it’s Jet’s death, not Jets death. At least proof read the bull shi you put up, christ.
oh the irony.
trifecta?
going for a quad…..
rounding out the top 5….
sies?
He looks like Pee Wee Herman.
ummmm….anyone there?
can it continue?
Jets death, they are 3 and 0.
Hockey starts today.
please, someone make fun of him already. He smokes pole.
I can’t read this story…..
…no tits anywhere…..
WHAT THE FUCK!!
not for nothing, but john travolta has more then enough money to have an adequately padded bathroom made for his autistic son. I’m just saying…..
i reallllllllllly hope we get another update about Lamar and Chewbacca/Kardashian beast. I bet that beast is an Al Qaeda undercover operative.
25 million?!?!
If he would have asked for one million and a handjob…..
….you know Travolta would have paid…
should have just asked him to dance, you know this flamer jumps at any chance to dress in rhinestones.
is anyone alive today?
“Hi I am John Travolta, you might recognize me from Saturday Night Fever. I am here to tell the public that if your kid is retarded, ignore it! It will go away soon enough. Thank you”
“This ad is not endorsed in anyway by NBC or its affiliates”
I just acsiied a bridge in south asia.
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