I’d recognize him anywhere

ABC News says that John Travolta returned to the stand today in a Bahamas court room, testifying that a paramedic tried to extort money from him after the death of his son, Jett. The medic wanted 25 million dollars, or he would speak to the press and sell them documents that would imply Travolta was responsible for Jetts death on January 2nd.

Travolta also presumably petitioned the court for a new sketch artist. “Are you god damn kidding me,” Travolta would probably say. “I look like Hugo Chavez with gigantism. Why is my head so big? Do I really look like that? Why not just draw me in a bikini with big tits? Jesus, I already felt like killing myself.  This is not helping.”