10.06.2009 the balls on this guy

Jon Gosselin

Jon Gosselin talked to the press and posed for pictures yesterday while insisting that his wife was the troublemaker and he was just a concerned parent looking out for his kids. He did this poolside in LA by the way, while Kate was talking to the press in New York, and the kids were being taken to school by the nanny back in Pennsylvania. Radar says…

Despite his ongoing troubles with wife Kate, Jon Gosselin was all smiles Monday as he posed for a set of shots by a poolside in Los Angeles, California.
The 32-year-old reality TV dad, clad in a white button-up shirt
, black slacks and sunglasses looked more like a teenaged boy preening for Facebook pics than a father-of-eight.
“I’m not the bad guy here,” he said. “I’m the one trying to protect my children, that’s called being a parent, protecting my children. I need to pull them off the television so we can work this out.”

Can’t we just give the kids to the nanny? The kids seem to like her. Look, they’re smiling and hugging and kissing her. Can Jon even name all 8? If you gave him a pen and told him to name all 8, at best he could name the oldest two, then he would just write “Glasses” and “the one who likes Hamburger” before getting distracted and drawing himself holding two bags with dollar signs on them while girls in bikinis run around.

PICTURED: the 8.  NOT PICTURED: Jon or Kate.  source = splash


(100) Comments

  1. Phantom 10/06/2009 11:18

    Fist!

  2. Phantom 10/06/2009 11:18

    Sickond!

  3. Phantom 10/06/2009 11:18

    Turd!

  4. Phantom 10/06/2009 11:19

    Homerun!

  5. Phantom 10/06/2009 11:21

    HE COULD…

  6. Phantom 10/06/2009 11:22

    GO…

  7. Phantom 10/06/2009 11:22

    ALL…

  8. Phantom 10/06/2009 11:22

    THE…

  9. RemSteale 10/06/2009 11:23

    The nanny gets my vote, at least she looks like she’s the same ethnicity

  10. Phantom 10/06/2009 11:23

    WAY!!!

  11. RemSteale 10/06/2009 11:23

    Sorry

  12. Phantom 10/06/2009 11:24

    Remmy, consider your tombstone in production.

  13. RemSteale 10/06/2009 11:25

    I’m being cremated thanks

  14. dirtydiane 10/06/2009 11:26

    balls? what balls? i believe his wifey-poo has those in a glass jar in her purse.

  15. SomeoneluvsU 10/06/2009 11:28

    I thought there was no way I could think any less of this douche bag…

    Happily I stand corrected. (he’s got game)

    http://tinyurl.com/ydhcbj7

  16. Watt 10/06/2009 11:29

    Jon likes having balls on him

  17. whatizdat 10/06/2009 11:30

    Is there no end to this? Maybe we can pray for swine flu? Can pigs get swine flu?

  18. RemSteale 10/06/2009 11:31

    The only problem with wishing for a pandemic to thin the stupid parts of the herd is that they are usually the ones who survive

  19. DarkCherry 10/06/2009 11:31

    … i’m slightly disturbed by the kids kissing the nanny… really?

    actually these kids look almost exactly like the nanny…. are we sure they are actually Kate’s and not hers?

  20. Rusty Sanchez 10/06/2009 11:32

    Morning all, did I miss anything good? Oh, and the only balls on this guy are on his chin.

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