why halle? why?

By brendon October 16, 2009 @ 10:11 AM

Halle Berry At The 6th Annual Keep A Child Alive Black Ball

If there was a chart to measure hotness, Halle Berry would get the top score and then 100 more than that, and then this GIF. Or maybe this one. I don’t really know GIFs work to be honest with you.

Point being, normally she looks terrific, and she was off to a good start last night when she picked out that slutty dress, but there’s something about her head that’s freakin me out. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Oh wait never mind yes I can. It’s all pointy and I hate that stupid short hair and combined they make her look like a fairy or an elf or something. I don’t know I should jerk off or cast an enchanted shield spell.

(hq jump here. source = flynet online)

wwtdd

(198) Comments

  1. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:11

    NNNNIIIGGGGGZZZZZ!!!

  2. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:12

    I might’ve, back in the Boomerang days.

  3. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:12

    Not real sure, now.

  4. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:13

    Pretty titties, though.

  5. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:13

    What is this… 5?

  6. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:13

    6

  7. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:14

    all seven and we’ll watch them fall

  8. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:14

    8 is Enough

  9. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:14

    Niner

  10. They Call Me Lo 10/16/2009 10:15

    That’s a fine lookin darkie

  11. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:15

    Sn

  12. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:15

    You mutha….

    Ride Lo

  13. Rokan 10/16/2009 10:16

    Nice work Lo. I was trying to log in and cock block the bastard myself.

  14. They Call Me Lo 10/16/2009 10:20

    I do what I can

  15. Sensei John Kreese 10/16/2009 10:20

    DTF, from the prior thread,

    Now where you actually watching the movie or did you just hear the song?

    Great movie too.

    “You owe me $7 man”

    “For what”

    “For teaching you to dance sucka”

  16. entropissed 10/16/2009 10:21

    I would want to fuck her right after she killed someone with her car, when she is all paniced like ‘What should I do, what should I do’ then I whip my dick out and say ‘This will calm you down’, and then we do it on the corpse

  17. Death to Finkle! 10/16/2009 10:21

    Sensei, from the previous thread, not watching the movie.

    Just dusted it off and put it on the playlist, as I was tired of wearing out the Fastway off of the Trick or Treat soundtrack.

    “Knock, knock, kncockin’ for a sweet surprise,
    It’s a trick or treeeeaaaat…”

  18. They Call Me Lo 10/16/2009 10:22

    If it weren’t for this suck-level of this site in general these days, guys like dtf would ruin it for everyone.

  19. entropissed 10/16/2009 10:22

    Or after a candlelight dinner, highlighted with French cuisine and deserts

  20. entropissed 10/16/2009 10:24

    I like black women

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