11.12.2009 afternoon headlines

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OPRAH WINFREY - had Charla Nash as a guest on her show yesterday. She’s the woman from Connecticut who had her face and hands bitten off by a pet monkey last year. It’s hard to describe what she looks like now, so just scream at the top of your lungs. There. She looks like that. (oprah.com)

DONALD TRUMP - is number 2 on this list of the ten highest paid men on television. He somehow made 50M off ‘the Apprentice’, which must mean the 10 people who knew that dumb shit was even still on the air all own around 900 tv’s each. (ny post)

DEAD PEOPLE - The ABC obstacle course game show ‘WipeOut’ had a contestant die after performing on the show. The 33yo man complained of pain in his knee, then had a stroke and later died. A disease that left him prone to blood clots is being blamed, at least if you listen to the Jew-run media. What’s the real end game here? Out in my car I’ve got some stuff you should read. (the wrap)

SELENA GOMEZ - went to the TV Guide Hot List Party last night, and she turned 17 in July, meaning I can finish writing this post in just about 8 months. (getty images)

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  1. SCUM 11/12/2009 16:06

    In Mexico she would be a grandmother by now.

  2. SCUM 11/12/2009 16:07

    I wonder if the Lezzies like brown girls?

  3. SCUM 11/12/2009 16:07

    I like Gomez from The Adams Family.

  4. J-Sausage 11/12/2009 16:08

    Denied.

  5. SCUM 11/12/2009 16:08

    Lady CaCa looks like Cousin It .

  6. SCUM 11/12/2009 16:09

    I will not be denied.

  7. SCUM 11/12/2009 16:10

    I bet her nipples look like pinto beans.

  8. SCUM 11/12/2009 16:11

    And her vag looks like one of those new Black Tacos from Taco Bell.

  9. SCUM 11/12/2009 16:12

    I would put my chalupa in her poopa.

  10. oy 11/12/2009 16:13

    scum - very timely black taco reference - except hers doesnt taste like shit i bet

  11. entropissed 11/12/2009 16:18

    I saw that ladies face that was torn off by the orangutan today…morbidly delicious

  12. Zombie 11/12/2009 16:20

    I think it would have been better press for Taco Bell to release the black taco in February.

  13. CodPiece 11/12/2009 16:22

    Did yall know Lefty had a rap video??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

  14. chetkilmer 11/12/2009 16:23

    interesting fact: donald trump was also ranked #2 in world’s sexiest moguls behind warren buffet and just ahead of scrooge mcduck.

    http://www.twitter.com/chetkilmer

  15. SomeoneluvsU 11/12/2009 16:24

    we’ll settle this the old navy way, the first guy to die, loses!

  16. Baphomet 11/12/2009 16:26

    So, it should be legal to dip into her back yard until then, right?

  17. iwontrememberthis 11/12/2009 16:27

    Brend0n is from LA and lives in NV. I’m pretty sure he can finish that post in either state, as long as he doesn’t pay it.

  18. Observer 11/12/2009 16:28

    Wow!!!

    Spamming your Twitter……when you don’t sell timeshares or dating services????

    It’s like fucking Lady GaGa….

  19. Zombie 11/12/2009 16:29

    CodPiece, best line of the song–

    “I’m like Jean-Claude Van Damme, but instead of fighting people I have sssex with them.”

  20. Watt 11/12/2009 16:29

    Can we leave her in the last thread?

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