11.19.2009 amy is now even sexier

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Now that Amy Winehouse has some rock hard implants to compliment her pale, sickly figure, you may be telling people there’s no way she could get any hotter. Well it turns out you’re a god damn liar!  The Sun says…

(Amys dad Mitch) revealed the real reason behind Amy’s trip to hospital at the weekend - and it’s not pretty.
He said: “She’s fine, she just had a little (Mitch points to his chest) leaky something or other.”

And according to the Mirror…

A friend of Amy’s adds: “She saw something oozing out on to her top. She was worried as they looked wonky and to see stuff seeping out was horrible.”

Me and Amy are heatin things up this morning, because the gallery below has some of her topless beach pics from last summer. After a sexy swim in the ocean, Amy went to the wrong hotel room, took an entire bottle of codeine the guest happen to have, drank all the alcohol from their bar, then passed out naked on the floor. Actually I made that up but it sounds like something she would do, so it probably is true.


(91) Comments

  1. entropissed 11/19/2009 12:24

    Don’t bring your goddamned gay argument here, leave it in the fucking Katy Perry post

  2. Veracity 11/19/2009 12:24

    Not this bitch again

  3. entropissed 11/19/2009 12:25

    Now something we can all agree on, how much we can’t stand this bitch, and how noone of either gender wants to have sex with her

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/19/2009 12:26

    please, someone, put this bitch down with a .22 to the back of the head while she’s mid pull on a crack rock sucking on the glass dick. There is no excuse for this worthless junkie to be alive anymore.

  5. DB's Treasure 11/19/2009 12:26

    “Now something we can all agree on, how much we can’t stand this bitch, and how noone of either gender wants to have sex with her”

    HEAR HEAR!!!!

    …or is it, “here here!”? I never did quite find that out

  6. Mac-Daddy 11/19/2009 12:27

    she needs to die, and NPD needs to die for posting those photos!!!

  7. Veracity 11/19/2009 12:28

    I’ve seen Milla Jovovich kill Zombies that look better than this bitch. She came out with 1 fucking song that I can remember and now she is followed around by the press. Give me a fucking break.

    I would rather be ass fucked by 28 day old Rage Virus victim.

  8. DB's Treasure 11/19/2009 12:29

    You ever find that greenish/blueish mold in an unfinished basement, or perhaps behind a fridge that hasn’t been moved in years? I guarantee that is what Amy’s vagoo looks like.

  9. SCUM 11/19/2009 12:29

    I had something leaky in my pants, then this post made it dry up.

  10. Bella 11/19/2009 12:32

    To say Amy looks like death warmed over is an insult to death…..

  11. Zombie 11/19/2009 12:32

    She was actually kinda cute before the smack and beehive hairdo–

    http://madisonlondon33.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/amy-winehouse-before-drugs.jpg

  12. RemSteale 11/19/2009 12:32

    sadly another example of a talented individual who is no longer talented and is only famous for being a train wreck

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/19/2009 12:32

    mother fukker! these are the same fucking pics he posted 2 weeks ago when she first got them. Way to get your monies worth you hack fuck!

  14. whatizdat 11/19/2009 12:33

    I thought I was dreaming, but no A FUCKING WINEHOUSE POST? WTF? Die already.

  15. Watt 11/19/2009 12:33

    I like the site better without this whore.

  16. Slaappy 11/19/2009 12:34

    She needs more tattoo’s on those new leaking tits…
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    What’s for lunch?

  17. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/19/2009 12:34

    the only acceptable amy whinehouse post is one with a birth and death date followed by a fucking obituary notice.

  18. Watt 11/19/2009 12:35

    They feel like sandbags!

  19. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/19/2009 12:35

    they look like sandbags.

  20. Watt 11/19/2009 12:38

    You know who has great implants? Eva Angelina.

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