dakota fanning is a queen


Dakota Fanning really is a cheerleader at Campbell Hall Episcopal High School in North Hollywood, and this weekend she was named a member of the Homecoming Court and then Homecoming Queen during a football game.

If this whole thing seems adorably yet suspiciously normal, that's because Dakota is the same age as Ali Lohan. Dakota goes to school and looks and acts 15 because she's 15. Ali looks 44 because she doesn't go to school and spends her nights in bars with her idol, Lindsay. Then she stumbles home at 6am and says "is this my apartment" before passing out on a couch. Some time later she'll wake up and vaguely remember a dream about getting trained and wonder why her vagina now makes a whistling sound when she walks around and air passes over it.

(source = pacific coast news)

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