Dakota Fanning really is a cheerleader at Campbell Hall Episcopal High School in North Hollywood, and this weekend she was named a member of the Homecoming Court and then Homecoming Queen during a football game.
If this whole thing seems adorably yet suspiciously normal, that’s because Dakota is the same age as Ali Lohan. Dakota goes to school and looks and acts 15 because she’s 15. Ali looks 44 because she doesn’t go to school and spends her nights in bars with her idol, Lindsay. Then she stumbles home at 6am and says “is this my apartment” before passing out on a couch. Some time later she’ll wake up and vaguely remember a dream about getting trained and wonder why her vagina now makes a whistling sound when she walks around and air passes over it.
(source = pacific coast news)
PEDO nigz figz pigz
I’m still not sold on this little turd.
it’s raining clams
She needs to be aggressive … B E Aggressive.
hallelujah
I’ll bet Dakota Fanning can ride the hell out of a dick. Just look at her form in Pic #1.
I hate you, Cod.
I wonder if the company that insures her knows she is doing these dangerous stunts.
:(
More importantly, Boondock Saints 2 hasn’t been released here yet. Fuck
Flying beaver.
Entro, they had a midnight showing here on Halloween, had a friend who said it was decent.
I loved the first, I hope they didnt screw the second all up
She’s a pasty little thing. Anyone see ‘Hounddog”? It’s the movie with the rape scene? Horrific! Truly.
Workin hard all week puts the beer on the table.
Flying squirrel.
She is an Aryan beauty and is ready for womanhood.
I can picture her cooking me schnitzel and cleaning up Mylene’s voluminous quantities of hairs from the bathroom floor. A kleine putz-frau bending over and letting her tiny, pink nozzle peak out from underneath her clean white apron.
Do not be jealous Mylene, my angel!! There is room for both of you upon my mustache!!!!
You are all vile pedophiles. Let’s play Tiddlywinks
This place is terrible today.
I think fake Beppo has to be Mony’s long lost brother
I got quite the beer shit brewing.
Where’s my shirt?
Wheres my shirt?