11.11.2009 oh, the excitement

Last night was the much anticipated “three-way” on ‘Gossip Girl’, and in a very much related story, kiss my ass ‘Gossip Girl’. Even though it featured Hilary Duff slightly nuzzling up against another girl, that was not a three-way according to any rational definition of the term “three-way”. It’s only a three-way if at some point you ask the girl if she likes it and the only answer she can give is “hhrrummm”.

(44) Comments

  1. dirtysanchez 11/11/2009 16:43

    first? (my first first if so)

    lame, needs more megan fox type kissing :drool:

  2. chubby chaser 11/11/2009 16:44

    Hilary Duff is bacon.

  3. Sensei John Kreese 11/11/2009 16:46

    It’s not a threeway unless there’s scissoring.

  4. Zombie 11/11/2009 16:47

    Only an idiot says–

    “I want to be in the military, where I get to hang out with nothing but other men all day in the middle of nowhere, crawling through dirt getting shot at and eating shit food. Then at night I get to sleep in smelly bunks, no contact with family or friends, if I’m lucky I may get to bathe once a week, and I could be brutally slaughtered at any given moment… all while my wife is back home getting drilled by some local guido. God bless America.”

  5. entropissed 11/11/2009 16:47

    Sensei wins the grand prize

  6. RedRage 11/11/2009 16:48

    internet porn threeway > gossip girl fail.

  7. entropissed 11/11/2009 16:48

    Zombie, I regret not joining the Army only for the reason it was my best chance to legally be allowed to kill someone.

  8. Watt 11/11/2009 16:49

    Apparently america needs a definition of a 3 way

  9. entropissed 11/11/2009 16:51

    Watt, America knows, this is just how a gay guy (see Gossip Girls entire writing staff) imagines an FFM threeway

  10. Zombie 11/11/2009 16:51

    Entropissed– would you really give up pussy, good food, and NFL football just to MAYBE kill somebody legally?

  11. entropissed 11/11/2009 16:51

    “Two girls kissing ewwwwwwwww, make it stop”

  12. RedRage 11/11/2009 16:53

    Z, good thing a lot of people disagree with you or we’d all be speaking German right now.

  13. entropissed 11/11/2009 16:53

    Zom, unless I could get discharged for violating the corpse, I’ll have to wait until someone breaks into my house.

  14. Tom Foolery 11/11/2009 16:54

    Zombie: Then you have the Coast Guard, we stay home and take care of the other branches wives, it’s our motto.

  15. SinDs 11/11/2009 16:54

    that’s a three-way??

  16. whatizdat 11/11/2009 16:55

    RR you are a good human

    Nice class for the hall of fame the other night

  17. SCUM 11/11/2009 16:55

    Entro, become a cop and kill at will.

  18. SsnakeOil 11/11/2009 16:57

    SinDs, let’s show ‘em how it’s done.

  19. SCUM 11/11/2009 16:57

    I enjoy Hilary Duffs fine body of work, but I can’t name anything she has done off the top of my head.

  20. chubby chaser 11/11/2009 16:58

    z would get killed by his platoon

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