the pussycat dolls are breaking up. again.

Nicole Sherzinger already made one solo record, with songs either produced by or featuring Timbaland, Will.I.Am, Ne-Yo, Snow Patrol, Pharell, the Neptunes, T.I. and Sting, but that was never released for some reason and after that she went back to the Pussycat Dolls.

I’m pretty sure any one of those producers could make a record with dogs who bark Christmas carols and it would go to number one, but Nicole can’t take a hint, and so she’s leaving the band again. Page Six says…

The rest of the Pussycat Dolls are not on speaking terms with Nicole Sherzinger — reducing hopes of the group ever reuniting. “It is war. They have broken up for good. None of the other girls are speaking to Nicole, who they believe took the limelight, then went off to do her own thing.” Kimberly Wyatt recently revealed she hadn’t heard from Sherzinger, who’s now working on a solo career, in months.

Good. Whatever. The one with red hair is the hottest one anyway. I don’t know that ones name but she’s the hottest one. They probably call her Cherry or Blush or something like that. Bands like this always do some dumb shit like that with the names.

Girls with dark red hair are just hotter than other girls. That’s not an opinion either, it’s a fact. Here, look at this chart behind me. As you can see “X” represents my erection. 700! These are unprecedented levels, and proves my theory once and for all.