11.25.2009 the pussycat dolls are breaking up. again.

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Nicole Sherzinger already made one solo record, with songs either produced by or featuring Timbaland, Will.I.Am, Ne-Yo, Snow Patrol, Pharell, the Neptunes, T.I. and Sting, but that was never released for some reason and after that she went back to the Pussycat Dolls.

I’m pretty sure any one of those producers could make a record with dogs who bark Christmas carols and it would go to number one, but Nicole can’t take a hint, and so she’s leaving the band again. Page Six says…

The rest of the Pussycat Dolls are not on speaking terms with Nicole Sherzinger — reducing hopes of the group ever reuniting. “It is war. They have broken up for good. None of the other girls are speaking to Nicole, who they believe took the limelight, then went off to do her own thing.” Kimberly Wyatt recently revealed she hadn’t heard from Sherzinger, who’s now working on a solo career, in months.

Good. Whatever. The one with red hair is the hottest one anyway. I don’t know that ones name but she’s the hottest one. They probably call her Cherry or Blush or something like that. Bands like this always do some dumb shit like that with the names.

Girls with dark red hair are just hotter than other girls. That’s not an opinion either, it’s a fact. Here, look at this chart behind me. As you can see “X” represents my erection. 700! These are unprecedented levels, and proves my theory once and for all.


(73) Comments

  1. SCUM 11/25/2009 15:13

    All I read was Pussy Dolls.

  2. RedRage 11/25/2009 15:13

    This isn’t much better but thankfully I don’t have to look at Rihanna until Monday.

  3. SCUM 11/25/2009 15:15

    She kind of look’s like Ziggy Stardust in some of those pictures.

  4. DB's Treasure 11/25/2009 15:17

    Did that rollerblader just piss himself?

  5. whatizdat 11/25/2009 15:17

    Not much better but WTF?

  6. Zombie 11/25/2009 15:18

    You made it one step further than I did, Scum.

  7. SsnakeOil 11/25/2009 15:18

    Not very pretty. I bet Cali likes their music. I’m pretty sure I’ve successfully avoided hearing them.

  8. Slaappy 11/25/2009 15:19

    That redhead is the best looking tranny I’ve come across…

    Wait what?

  9. RedRage 11/25/2009 15:20

    The pussycat dolls are as much a “band” as I’m Johnny Cash.

  10. SomeoneluvsU 11/25/2009 15:21

    Which one is Josie?

  11. whatizdat 11/25/2009 15:23

    Isn’t she with the pussyca … never mind

  12. Observer 11/25/2009 15:26

    SomeoneluvsU……….

    …..Jose?……..he’s the one with the rake……..

  13. RedRage 11/25/2009 15:28

    I’m here to shave your grass!

  14. Slaappy 11/25/2009 15:29

    Have a great Tryptophan day all…

  15. SomeoneluvsU 11/25/2009 15:36

    Obs,
    They’re from Suffolk county

  16. Observer 11/25/2009 15:38

    SomeoneluvsU…….

    …they are??

    ….the babes?

  17. Bella 11/25/2009 15:38

    I hope you choke on a wishbone Brend0n….this is worse than no new post at all….

    This story might possibly have been relevant in 2006, but, seriously, wtf??

  18. Zombie 11/25/2009 15:41

    Scum chimes in with a new avi in 3, 2, 1…

  19. SCUM 11/25/2009 15:41

    <<Girl #869.

  20. Observer 11/25/2009 15:43

    I must be really out of it as far as “good music” goes……..

    ….if you had asked me two hours ago…….I would have sworn this was a made up group like the Jonas Brothers……

    …..or The Beatles……

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