11.06.2009 this post was almost awesome

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Katy Perry hosted last nights MTV Europe Music awards, and during the show she wore this flesh colored top, which looks awesome in the thumbnails because you think she might be naked. She’s not of course and she might as well have taken my erection and slammed it in a car door because anything flesh colored scares me. Specifically tight clothes, because it looks like the skin they stretch over evil robots in movies about the future. My parents still have one of those old flesh colored phones with the chord and all that. It looks like they’re talking into a prosthetic foot.


(57) Comments

  1. SsnakeOil 11/06/2009 18:08

    Yes. Indeed.

    I think she looks great.

  2. whatizdat 11/06/2009 18:09

    Pic # 19 - her BJ face?

  3. Squabbler 11/06/2009 18:10

    boobs

  4. SsnakeOil 11/06/2009 18:11

    I especially like the handles on her shorts.

  5. DB's Treasure 11/06/2009 18:11

    I lost whatever respect I had for her after seeing those pics of her hooking up with that British penis wrinkle.

  6. SuperB 11/06/2009 18:15

    Well now that is quite and outfit

  7. SuperB 11/06/2009 18:16

    *an

  8. HairyBarrier 11/06/2009 18:17

    Yeah, and it’s cord, not chord. Chord is on a P I ANO.

  9. Sensei John Kreese 11/06/2009 18:17

    Sooner or later her career will be to shit and she’ll have to get naked for money.

  10. Observer 11/06/2009 18:18

    Good call whatizdat……

    ….looks like she’s trying to duck the rope………

  11. DB's Treasure 11/06/2009 18:22

    That’ll be one happy day, Sensei.

  12. SuperB 11/06/2009 18:22

    She is another one who looks better when her makeup doesnt get applied with a fucking Wagner power sprayer.

    Nice funbags tho

  13. Observer 11/06/2009 18:23

    ….which brings me to a question for the dames…..

    ….do you chicks LIKE to have jizz squirt in your faces……..do you allow it to save wear and tear on your sheets and duvets and car-seats……

    ….or is it just a missed “swallow”?

  14. Sensei John Kreese 11/06/2009 18:23

    Indeed.

  15. SuperB 11/06/2009 18:25

    Obs…it mostly depends on the maker of the jizz and what he likes.

  16. Sensei John Kreese 11/06/2009 18:26

    I kinda chuckle a bit when seeing a money shot in porn because it always looks like the females are looking like they’re trying to catch flies.

  17. Observer 11/06/2009 18:27

    Hmmmnnnn…..

    ……I never thought to ask a chick if I could blow a wad into her face before I was married…….

    …..and now……it does not seem like a wise move on my part…….

  18. DB's Treasure 11/06/2009 18:30

    Obs,

    pull out…stick the head of your meat mallet in her shitter…lean back and fire away

  19. Observer 11/06/2009 18:30

    Maybe I should get a hooker or two……

    ….basically to practice my aim……

    …I hate scraping it off the floor…..which I often do……

  20. ViperVisor 11/06/2009 18:30

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