Last week Tila Tequila was high as a fuckin kite feeling frisky and put on a rambling naked webcam show that lasted for several hours. It was confusing and unsexy, but if that’s just the way you like her, this is your lucky day.
…a new XXX video surfaced on a porn site called 4tube.com featuring Tila in a very compromising adult position with a naked man. Tila doesn’t know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago — and now she’s threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.
Well, at least she’s little, so if you’re gonna do it with a reality star it might as well be her. Paris Hilton would be very last on the list. She’s all worn out and the only thing you’d feel is the burning as the STDs worked their magic. It would be like putting your penis is a hoop of fire, except way more embarrassing.
(you can see the nsfw 4tube clip here, and if you havn’t seen the highlights of her webcam show there’s two more clips here and here.)
Another talentless whore famous for being a talentless whore
Her face looks smashed, her fucked up fake tits are ridiculous seeing as how her nipples are on the sides of her rack clearly proving that she has AAAAAA tits prior to silicone, and her pussy looks like a bulldog eating a bowl of mayo. There is always the fact that she is like 4 feet tall is again IS FAMOUS FOR MAKING LOTS OF FRIENDS VIA MYSPACE due to the fact that clicking “I Accept from her friend request got your cervix shots….
Did I mention she is worthless? lol
Zzzzzzz
I really wouldn’t mind watching a 15 minute video of this wench getting eaten by bears.
Veracity, they’re exfoliating their meat mallets watching the video. Give them a minute for the cum to soak into their shirts.
True Veracity, but i’d still hit it like Tyson.
Wait, I thought she was a clam shucker!? No?
ahhh, who am I kidding. So would I.. lol I would be kinda weird though. If you closed your eyes or shut the lights off it would be like banging a 7 year old…
Aggghhh
so, where is the sex?
5 worthless seconds.
Do you wonder what a squished apple clam looks like?
Gizmo, the Internet’s Whore,
who we all love to hate.
And all refuse to adore.
Named herself after a spirit,
but not the benevolent kind.
Clearly, she’s nothing but a feeble mind.
A sex tape released. Oh! Such a scandal.
Bitch, I care less about you than the gum stuck to my sandal.
Nice veracity
I can’t see the video from here (@ work). It’s blocked. Anything worth watching when I get home?
I just saw her down the street 2 minutes ago
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Tila is the antidote to yellow fever…..
Veracity…..
…granted your criticisms of her are valid…….BUT……
…in her defense……she is reputed to get naked at times……
…and that alleviates many sins….
I already watched this home video of hers. I skipped and skipped and skipped until I found nudity but she never shows a thing. She keeps her nips covered and the only clam you see is maybe the beginnings of a wizard sleeve as she spreads her midget chiinky legs apart. I cannot stand listening to this walking queef talk, but given the opportunity, I’d lay miles of railroad in her.
As the police would say…….
….move along folks…..there’s nothing to see here…….
….unless you like seeing semi-limp cocks in the hands of a giggling woman….
….and if you LIKE that…..I usually leave my shades up at night…..
I hope my Uncle killed a lot of her family in Nam and set her village on fire.