tila is suing over a sex tape

Last week Tila Tequila was high as a fuckin kite feeling frisky and put on a rambling naked webcam show that lasted for several hours. It was confusing and unsexy, but if that’s just the way you like her, this is your lucky day.

…a new XXX video surfaced on a porn site called 4tube.com featuring Tila in a very compromising adult position with a naked man. Tila doesn’t know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago — and now she’s threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.

Well, at least she’s little, so if you’re gonna do it with a reality star it might as well be her. Paris Hilton would be very last on the list. She’s all worn out and the only thing you’d feel is the burning as the STDs worked their magic. It would be like putting your penis is a hoop of fire, except way more embarrassing.

(you can see the nsfw 4tube clip here, and if you havn’t seen the highlights of her webcam show there’s two more clips here and here.)