Mariah Carey must get bored during the flight to London and use her free time to think up insane new demands, because she’s always at her Mariah-iest when she gets over there. She did the red carpet hotel thing there (this). She had an assistant bring a glass of water with a straw to her lips (here). Now there’s this from the set of a London morning show…
“While Mariah was very nice, the amount of people she had in her entourage was hilarious.
She had two people to lower her on to the GMTV sofa, in case her dress got crushed, one person to walk in front of her backwards at all times in case she fell over and several people behind the camera making sure she was going to be filmed from the right angle!
‘Oh, and she brought her own toilet roll as well.”
It sounds like Mariah is just being tricked into hiring new people at this point. Like on infomericals. They showed Mariah a video of someone trying to sit on a couch by themselves but the person missed and fell over the side and then a skunk sprayed them. And then the image froze and a big red X was stamped on them. Then someone said, “are you tired of getting sprayed by skunks when you try to sit on the couch.” And Mariah said, “yes. Yes I am.” And then they show the solution and it’s these two guys who help you on and off couches. And then there’s some wildlife movie clip from the 70’s of a skunk getting eaten by a lion. And then Mariah sat there with her phone and her index finger hovering over the keys, waiting for the number to appear.
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no one cares.
I’m glad she carries her own shitpaper
i dont care what anyone says, she has some pipes!
Either she’s not as fat as everyone thinks, or a witchdoctor has blessed the girdle she’s got on…
….either way I’d bang the christ outta her and her 15 minutes of fame
Mariah Carey -a one woman economic stimulus package.
Putting America back to work…. one flunky stooge at a time.
Nick cannons been in that hoochie wild’n out
Mariah the Pariah lived in a shoe,
Not a Louboutin, but a Jimmy Choo.
She burned coal at night,
And to her great delight,
Ate everything in sight.
Dianes in a poe-ish mood today
The woman destroyed “Without You”, she deserves to die for that crime alone
Were going streaking through the quad, to the gymnasium and back to the Katie Price post. Come on! You can bring your green hat too!
This is good reporting. I like the idea of dreaming up inane crap for my entourage to do. Reminds me of Eddie Murphy in Coming to America taking a shit and then clapping his hands and shouting “Wipers!”
DD, have you been storing this poetry up all this time?
What’s up with the new job?
Forgot about that Woods, funny shit
“The royal penis is clean”
Ssnake…I’m a poet and a writer, always have been. Lit was my major in college, in fact.
Signed an NDA, so I’m afraid I cannot discuss much about new job. But I do get to travel, which is great for me.
it’s not THAT bad Rem.
That post made me laugh. Hard. It also reminded me of my favourite infomercial.
http://tinyurl.com/yjvvn9a
DD: Congrat’s on the new position; careful what you wish for.
some travel=great; always travelling=stress
“The Royal Penis is clean!” ~ Lady Gaga