Ashton Kutcher dated Brittany Murphy for almost two years, and they never went public with it but they might have even been engaged before breaking up in 2003, so when the shocking news of her untimely death broke yesterday, he composed himself long enough to write a touching eulogy, in 140 characters or less.
"2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany's family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon."
Don't dry your tears yet because then he added...
"see you on the other side kid."
Wow. What a jackass. He turns 32 in just about a month, but he still writes with numbers, just like the young people do. And by "young people" I mean, "12-year-olds." You'd think he'd be a little kinder. In a month Brittany will be nothing but a skeleton with loose wrinkled skin, and since he's married to one of those already, I thought that's what he liked.