12.22.2009 hit-girl is bad ass

‘Kick Ass’, directed by the great Matthew Vaughn, has a new red band trailer focusing on Hit-Girl, a 12-year-old superhero who fights crime by shooting bad guys in the face or chopping off their legs. She’s just slightly more hardcore than I was at 12, when my 2 coolest qualities were a 9:30 bedtime and a 3D horse poster.

(NOTE - this video is violent and has incredibly NSFW language)

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  1. DB's Treasure 12/22/2009 17:50

    ….have to……stop…..from making…..sex…..joke….

  2. Squabbler 12/22/2009 17:56

    Anybody got a cigarette?

  3. Watt 12/22/2009 18:02

    Penis.

  4. Mac-Daddy 12/22/2009 18:02

    Is that Stephanie from Lazytown?

  5. SCUM 12/22/2009 18:04

    “video can’t be found” WTF.

  6. Watt 12/22/2009 18:05

    Its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake

  7. pepper 12/22/2009 18:08

    Where is the video?

  8. DB's Treasure 12/22/2009 18:10

    The video was there when the thread was first posted.

  9. DB's Treasure 12/22/2009 18:11

    ….hmmm, it’s there now

  10. Sensei John Kreese 12/22/2009 18:11

    My head hurts and I poop alot.

  11. Rusty Sanchez 12/22/2009 18:12

    Is it a sequel to The Professional? That would be cool especially if the violence was on par with the latest Rambo movie. I watched that again last night and DAMN, I love seeing some gooks ripped in half by a high caliber machine gun.

  12. pepper 12/22/2009 18:13

    Where is the video?
    Not for me……

  13. Sensei John Kreese 12/22/2009 18:18

    I watched ‘Sudden Death’ on one of the 14 Encore channels I get the other night. Van Damme’s save is still epic.

  14. SuperB 12/22/2009 18:21

    I watched about 4 hours of Pawn Stars last night..

    then was talking to my mom this morning and accidentally said I was watching “porn stars” all night. Whoops Freudian slip!

  15. SomeoneluvsU 12/22/2009 18:25

    Is it wrong to have an erection after that?
    ’cause if it is, then I definitely don’t have one, but just ask me to get up for a few minutes.

  16. SomeoneluvsU 12/22/2009 18:26

    And I will see this movie 100 times if she does all that stuff to Nickie Cage

  17. SomeoneluvsU 12/22/2009 18:27

    ^Don’t ask me to get up

    FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!

  18. Death to Finkle! 12/22/2009 18:29

    Caught the trailer for Smokin’ Aces 2 last night. It actually got me a bit interested.

  19. Zombie 12/22/2009 18:32

    The first Smokin’ Aces sucked… which was to be expected from a cast of Jeremy Piven, Alicia Keys, and Common.

  20. Death to Finkle! 12/22/2009 18:33

    That’s what made me think 2 might be okay. At least Piven is out. (Isn’t he?)

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