12.22.2009 “it had to be drugs.”

Dr. Cyril Wecht is just about as famous a forensic pathologist can get. He’s the Lebron James of pathologists, the only difference being the quality of pussy I assume they get.

Although not directly involved with the Brittany Murphy case, he told CBS News today there’s little doubt in his mind about what killed her, despite the early reports claiming she died of natural causes.

“When you have a 32-year-old person dying suddenly … you can place your bet down that it’s going prove to be a case of acute combined drug toxicity.
I guarantee you that, if the pathologists at the Los Angeles coroner’s office had found something dramatic, like a heart attack, like a stroke, or like something of a definitive nature, would you have heard about it. The fact that they say that they’re going wait for toxicology tests and it will take a couple of months, you can be sure that this is going to prove to be a case of acute combined drug toxicity.”

Toxi City would be a good name for a rave club or something. Which reminded me of Brittanys song with Paul Oakenfold. It’s actually really good if you like that kind of music. So it’s okay if you do. You don’t have to act tough to impress me. I love you no matter what.

(11) Comments

  1. pepper 12/22/2009 15:11

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!!!!!!!

  2. DB's Treasure 12/22/2009 15:12

    This has gotten ridiculous. If no one gave a damn about Murphy while she was living, what makes you think we’d give a shit now that she’s dead? It’s Hollywood. Hollywood = drugs and alcohol. End of mystery. Move the fuck on to some tits and ass.

  3. SCUM 12/22/2009 15:14

    Why can’t they die like a rock star, in a pool of vomit. Joplin, Hendrix, Bon Scott ect.

  4. Woodsman 12/22/2009 15:20

    “Dr. Cyril Wecht is just about as famous a forensic pathologist can get. He’s the Lebron James of pathologists, the only difference being the quality of pussy I assume they get.”
    Pussy Lebron gets = a living woman

  5. Woodsman 12/22/2009 15:22

    Pussy Dr. Cyril Wecht gets = Cold Ethel

  6. DarkCherry 12/22/2009 15:34

    updated non-brittany post back up.

  7. Watt 12/22/2009 15:37

    Hey deebs I wanted to stuf her faster kill pussycat.

    I cared :(

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/22/2009 15:39

    is Brittany Murphy dead?

  9. Observer 12/22/2009 16:03

    I have to respect a young woman who is responsibly treating her (and all chicks) well-known propensity to be [an] irritating bitch[s]……unless she’s nude……

  10. Observer 12/22/2009 16:04

    I can only hope that some “good” can come from this sad death……
    .
    …all you young pretty actresses, stars, starlets, “almosts”…..and fully fucking famous (I’m talking to you Scar-Jo)……
    .

    …get some nudes on “the record” before you die and find your life was lived in vain….

    …at least do the “artistic” porn like an “Indie” movie or a “Hegre” style phto shoot…..

  11. Gildorg 12/22/2009 19:21

    I have to agree, I would have liked to do something kind of mean to her pussycat…

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