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Jessica Simpson is a little under the weather this week, so last night the role of “Jessica Simpson” was played by her understudy, Andy Samberg.
(source = splash news online)
You can’t expect a woman to walk around with makeup on or looking photoshopped all the damn time. She still looks better than half of the walking garbage you find on the streets of Philly. I’d give her vagina rosey cheeks.
It’s ALL walking garbage in Philly.
Hahhaha andy samberg I laughed.
Deebs she gets paid to look good. So yes I expect her to walk around with photoshop on.
I’d still pump her full of lead.
I agree DB, she still gets the blood flowing to the fun area. Would core like a McIntosh.
omg bitch got dumped on her birthday, her dog eaten by a coyote, and an entire football league publicly making fun of her weight.
i’m shocked she even leaves the damn house poor girl.
plus, it’s fucking COLD and WINDY over here on the east coast.
Note to self…….
….stay out of Philly….
Just hire deebs to fuck the weight off her. Might take 6 or 8 months but a high protein dick diet and plenty of exercise she’ll be daisy duke again in no time
Andy Samberg = levity
Everybody has off days…jus sayin
and she def doesnt look as bad as half the hollywood bitches would without makeup
Dollars to donuts……
….I’d pork her……
….even during Hanukkah
Put a fork on this bitch….she is done……….
Roseanne Barr or Paleobooze?
The poor kid can’t even afford new jeans……
Pepper doesn’t like white girls. White boys however.
I would no problem parking in her sausage garage. She still does it for me.
I wonder how many inches Jessica got while she was in New York City……
Rusty, what is the temp out there today?
….I’d butter her ass like Marlon Brando did to the babe in “Last Tango in Paris”…………
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