12.15.2009 marissa miller is up to something

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These pictures of Marissa Miller backstage at the Victorias Secret Fashion Show are taken as if she doesn’t know she’s being watched, but whoever took them has a lot to learn about gathering intel on a human target I mean romancing a lady. She’s not naked in any of them. What’s the point in that? If I wanted to see Marissa Miller with clothes on in an intimate setting I would just pretend to be her dentist again.


(32) Comments

  1. Death to Finkle! 12/15/2009 14:01

    NIGZ!

  2. Baphomet 12/15/2009 14:05

    She looks kinda worn. …Eh, I’ll take a hand-me-down.

  3. snatch 12/15/2009 14:14

    she looks like a pretty version of Jessica Simpson here

  4. SCUM 12/15/2009 14:18

    Speaking of wood, she gives me some.

  5. SomeoneluvsU 12/15/2009 14:31

    This girl can act…move over Lindsay

    http://tinyurl.com/mu5sy7

  6. Tom Foolery 12/15/2009 14:38

    Would take almost any of the other “angels” over this chick, not like it’s gonna happen anytime soon but just saying

  7. RedRage 12/15/2009 14:47

    Tom, since it’s just the two of us you can be honest. Would you prefer this angel?

    http://tinyurl.com/ydulpny

  8. Boba Fett 12/15/2009 14:48

    Damnit! I hate it when I accidentally post a comment under a picture instead of the main thread!

    Seems like I saw her on Conan last week. I think that’s a two million dollar diamond bra she’s wearing.. they’re all diamonds.

    God, look at those abs….. she’s got a killer body. I can’t believe NPD didn’t link to her topless tennis pictures from back in the day. The original Brend()n never would have missed that.

  9. RedRage 12/15/2009 14:52

    She’s missing an important piece of equipment for playing tennis but her tits look nice.

    http://tinyurl.com/y9culy8

  10. Boba Fett 12/15/2009 14:53

    /,/photos

    Anyone else getting that?

  11. Tom Foolery 12/15/2009 14:53

    RR: I can thank Tony for pointing out the tinyurl expander for letting me dodge that picture bullet.

  12. Watt 12/15/2009 14:54

    She needs something else…

    Oh yeah, my cock in her SNATCH and my baby batter on her TITS

  13. RedRage 12/15/2009 14:55

    Tom, it wasn’t bad. Just pepper on roller skates.

  14. DarkCherry 12/15/2009 14:55

    i second the Jessica Simpson comparison. with a little bit of Carrie Prejean in the second row first pic where she’s squeezing her boobs.. Carrie would never do that though she’s a good Chris- oh wait no nevermind….

  15. RedRage 12/15/2009 14:57

    In her tennis picture, if you look close enough you’ll see Eddie the Eagle launching off her left ski jump.

  16. Boba Fett 12/15/2009 14:57

    Found the entire Marissa Miller set, right here on WWTDD:

    http://tinyurl.com/mzum58

    What is the tinyurl expander?

  17. DarkCherry 12/15/2009 14:58

    Tom - i haven’t been playing some sort of stupid kill/death ratio stupid boy bullshit… but now i have my own log in so i’ll add you tonight. i need some practice though…

  18. Zombie 12/15/2009 14:59

    RedRage’s tinyurl links are always gay or… well, gay.

  19. Tom Foolery 12/15/2009 15:00

    RR: Pepper does seem to have a few gay tendencies, but who am I to judge considering I watch Jersey Shore and half the cast is greased up Italian guys. Whatever

  20. Tom Foolery 12/15/2009 15:02

    DC: Consider yourself merked

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