12.01.2009 pacey can go screw himself too

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At first I got depressed when I saw these pictures of Diane Kruger and her boyfriend Josh Jackson on vacation in Mexico, because it reminded me of the pictures of George Clooney and Cindy Crawford and Colin Farrell, who are also in vacation in Mexico. But then I broke into their house and stole a bunch of stuff.

(source = splash news online)


(38) Comments

  1. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/01/2009 18:11

    I’d like to see all these dipshit celebrities really take a vacation in say one of the border cities of Mexico. Maybe Nuevo Laredo or some other city like that.

  2. Zombie 12/01/2009 18:11

    Pacey used to raw-dog Joey every night by the lake after that sissy Dawson asked her to leave via second story window.

  3. DB's Treasure 12/01/2009 18:15

    I haven’t watched one episode of Dawson’s Creek.

    I win.

  4. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/01/2009 18:17

    You lose DB, you lose.

  5. SomeoneluvsU 12/01/2009 18:19

    I’d wiener her schnitzel

    http://tinyurl.com/lpwwgw

  6. Zombie 12/01/2009 18:20

    I haven’t passed up playing a fresh copy of NHL10 to cook dinner for some chick I just met.

    I win.

  7. Watt 12/01/2009 18:22

    Das ist gud!

  8. Observer 12/01/2009 18:25

    This post could be improved ………..if famous people were added to the item.

  9. Woodsman 12/01/2009 18:25

    re: tiger et al

    Show me a beautiful woman, and I’ll show you a guy who’s tired of her bullshit … not that I’m advocating extra-marital affairs

  10. Observer 12/01/2009 18:27

    I know it was only a “cover” song by Joe Cocker of Randy Newman…..

    ….but she could leave her hat on…….and shake them…..

  11. DB's Treasure 12/01/2009 18:30

    Touche’, salesman.

  12. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/01/2009 18:31

    Randy Newman, really? Fuck.

    I’m going to have to find something worthwhile to run through my ears to sanitize them after that reference to ultimate suckassness.

  13. Observer 12/01/2009 18:40

    T.I.T.S. ….

    run this through……

    Baby take off your coat
    Real slow
    Take off your shoes
    I’ll take off your shoes
    Baby take off your dress
    Yes, yes, yes

    You can leave your hat on
    You can leave your hat on
    You can leave your hat on

    Go over there, turn on the light
    Hey, all the lights
    Come over here, stand on that chair
    Yeah, that’s right
    Raise your arms up in the air
    Now shake ‘em
    You give me reason to live
    You give me reason to live
    You give me reason to live
    You give me reason to live

  14. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/01/2009 18:45

    Hippies can’t stand death metal.

  15. Rusty Sanchez 12/01/2009 18:46

    Nice Tony, that was like spraying some easy-listening Raid right there.

  16. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/01/2009 18:48

    Damn straight Rusty. I hate that easy listening crap. I want music that when it’s cranked up loud enough in your car, the panhandlers leave you alone at stop lights.

  17. SCUM 12/01/2009 18:49

    Got my Slayer, Megadeth, Testament ticket last friday.

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