Rihannas new photo shoot for GQ, specifically the picture above, is fantastic for see-through shirt based reasons, but it’s the toothpick in her mouth that makes it. It’s like you two are about to get it on, and now it’s time to go to war. She’s all steely eyed and focused. Any girl who looks like that is serious about doin’ it, and you better buckle the fuck up before she sucks your penis off and beats you with it.
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one of two black women i’d fuck!
She’s pretty hot considering she has hair like a Treasure Troll.
And you can kick her ass with little repercussions after you fuck her.
Put that hair in a pony tail and play Flight Simulator
Fuck YES.
I bet when you fuck her she does that ‘Yeeeaaa-AAA AAHH’ shit like when she’s singing.
This is poetic “Chris Brown” revenge. Elin should do the same to Tiger.
I hate admit it but the CeleBuzz headline cracked me up:
Lesbian Hobos In Love!
Oy who’s the other, Oprah?
I bet her pork curtains look like her haircut.
“bet her pork curtains look like her haircut.”
center-parted or off to one side?
long and beat
Maybe sweaters like that will come back. Because crotch-hands never went out of style.
aaaahhhh Confucius say:
When fight with Rihanna, try avoid slap to head..much better to get.
bust in mouth.
I bet her flaps look like Kirkland Turkey Jerky.
I LOVE ISLAND WOMEN…………PSSST………OY, SHE IS NOT BLACK!!!!
“Hear the sound of my voice and you know I mean business when it comes to fucking!”- Bobby Peru (like the country), Wild at Heart.
Wood, I laughed my ass off the entire drive home! Albert!!!
Pepper,
Mt Washington has -10 with 80MPH winds. Do you want to see if Polly would like to hike to the top?
I’ll meet ya both there.
SomeoneluvsU…..I will be going up there in the spring.
Right now I need to stay home…we have a baby in oven…………….I MISS THAT PLACE!!!!!
Red; you were the happy retard commuter … too bad you weren’t on the TTC subway so people could have that pre-Christmas heart-warming story to share with their loved ones