01.12.2010 avatar is making people suicidal

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CNN says today that the 3D effects in ‘Avatar’ are so intense that some people go home depressed and even suicidal, because they would rather be living in the world from the movie, on Pandora with the 10-foot cats.

On the fan forum site “Avatar Forums,” a topic thread entitled “Ways to cope with the depression of the dream of Pandora being intangible,” has received more than 1,000 posts from people experiencing depression and fans trying to help them cope.

Some highlights…

- “Ever since I went to see ‘Avatar’ I have been depressed. Watching the wonderful world of Pandora and all the Na’vi made me want to be one of them. I can’t stop thinking about all the things that happened in the film and all of the tears and shivers I got from it. I even contemplate suicide thinking that if I do it I will be rebirthed in a world similar to Pandora and the everything is the same as in ‘Avatar.’ ”

- “When I woke up this morning after watching Avatar for the first time yesterday, the world seemed … gray. It was like my whole life, everything I’ve done and worked for, lost its meaning. It just seems so … meaningless. I still don’t really see any reason to keep … doing things at all. I live in a dying world.”

- “It’s so hard I can’t force myself to think that it’s just a movie, and to get over it, that living like the Na’vi will never happen.”

I’m the same way after watching porn with Asa Akira in it. Everything looks so awesome in those movies, so much better in that world. It drives me mad, I want that, I want to be a part of that, I want to pack my gear and explore every inch of that world. Except in this case, “gear” stands for “penis”, and “world” means “mouth”.

(33) Comments

  1. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/12/2010 17:34

    again, no one cares.

  2. SCUM 01/12/2010 17:36

    I wanted to kill myself the first time I saw Ron Jeremy in a movie.

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/12/2010 17:37

    comment counter working great.

  4. Sensei John Kreese 01/12/2010 17:39

    Perfect.

    I figure the more of these folks kill themselves, then the less idiots there are in the world. Survival of the fittest at its finest.

  5. Rick (with a siIent P) 01/12/2010 17:39

    is everyone excited about the season premiere of AI tonight? :)

  6. Zombie 01/12/2010 17:39

    Penis envy, Scum?

  7. pnhoward 01/12/2010 17:40

    Don’t be depressed, Avatar is actually a documentary. If you save enough, you can go too!

  8. DrScummm 01/12/2010 17:40

    what, no Asa pics?

  9. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/12/2010 17:41

    Rick, that’s what you return with? if you’re not joking, submit your man card now please.

  10. SCUM 01/12/2010 17:45

    Zombie, just seeing the Hedgehog naked for the first time was a jolt I did not need.

  11. SuperB 01/12/2010 17:45

    welcome (P)

  12. Zombie 01/12/2010 17:47

    Sorry but Asa Akira is not attractive at all. Let the níggers have her along with Kimora Lee Simmons.

  13. Watt 01/12/2010 17:48

    Hopefully the people killing themselves are twilight fans.

    Sup (p)

  14. BALLSY 01/12/2010 17:51

    porn in 3-D I give it 3 months! ( it could make my weenie look small)

  15. Watt 01/12/2010 17:55

    Ballsy: until they go for that undershot and you see some hairy balls slapping back and forth by your face.

  16. Mony Vibescu 01/12/2010 17:57

    Pornographic actresses are all unappealing. The good cunts and bumholes are to be found in the parisiennes.

  17. Cloak 01/12/2010 18:05

    Boohoo, the furrys are crying themselves to sleep now.

  18. DB's Treasure 01/12/2010 18:05

    Porn in 3-D is not a good idea. I don’t want the chick hopping off some monster cock and it looks like he’s about to twist a nut in my face.

  19. Sensei John Kreese 01/12/2010 18:06

    Ballsy,

    How bout this:

    http://tiny.cc/zGbkz

  20. DB's Treasure 01/12/2010 18:30

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    (tumbleweed)

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