Dozens of fancy Hollywood stars paused from yelling at their Haitian housekeeper last week to go pitch in at the ‘Hope For Haiti Now’ telethon, and because of them it raised over 61 million dollars.
Jessica Simpson wasn’t part of the telethon, but she wants to help too. In the dumbest way imaginable. She also told me to ask if you wanted to split a piece of cheesecake. “Should we each get different kinds and see which is better,” she said to ask.
Jessica Simpson is trying to help the victims of the Haiti earthquake by organizing a shoe drive.
The singer, 29, has announced plans to team up with Nashville-based shoe charity Soles4Souls to collect at least 50,000 pairs of shoes in 50 days, which will be sent to victims in the Caribbean country.
“Let’s all do everything that we can for the tragedy in Haiti,” she says in a video clip advertising the campaign.
Go to www.50000shoes.com to make contributions.
Finally. One Haitian woman who lost everything said, “Of course I want to go get some and antibiotics and fresh water, but not in these scuffed up flats. Hopefully something with an ankle strap is on the way, or some breezy espadrilles. What looks worse, the gangrene in my foot or these slip-on earth tones?”
WHATEVER at least she’s doing something!!! and people that lost everything might like some shoes to wear while walking through broken glass and building shrapnel.
i know it’s fun to make fun of her weight and everything but seriously this is kinda bullshit.
oh and someone needs to burn the jacket she’s wearing. bad zipper placement.
hey cali maybe they are chocolate shoes! Ever think of that?
I’ll donate a pair of shoes to her, but she will have to pull the out of her holes after i’m done.
Fuck Haiti… yeah I said it.
This is just an elaborate viral marketing campaign for the new game Left 4 Dead 3
Trying to ditch her old shoes so she has an excuse to go buy more. Idiots with money are more dangerous than idiots with guns.
ah no Watt, can’t say i ever thought they might be chocolate shoes…
oh and according to Givenchy you boys will be wearing ….this in the fall:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FW86_jO7k_A/S16dFyfFUKI/AAAAAAABbH8/iWo6gj32VnA/s1600-h/Givenchy%2BMenswear%2BFall%2B2010%2B26.jpg
Agress with Zombie! FUCK HAITI!
Also, FUCK all these other impoverished destitute countries. Maybe 20-30 years ago, when USA was a super power could we afford to do this shit. But Now, Our government should not be lending a single dollar, let alone 1 billion to help these fucked up countries.
Haitli was a disaster BEFORE the quake.
Why not send these 50,000 shoes or the 61million to the Starving Kids and Homeless families that are in OUR USA!!
Fuck all other countries.
Thank you, drive through!
WWTDD should donate some “They’re All Whores” t-shirts. It’s not like anybody is going to pay $25 for one anyway… except Cali maybe.
Instead of running that stupid telethon we should just talk about how awesome we are
That’s one way to unload all those Uggs stacked up in the warehouse.
nah Z it’s not low cut enough to show off my tits.
Fuck this bitch. Fuck Haiti too.
Not even Chaz Bono would fuck this cunt. Romo doesn’t want her cuz she’s a fat drunken pig. That plaid top makes her even fatter. She should hang onto her high heels and fuck her twat with them.
I wouldn’t fuck her with my chain saw. That’s how much I hate this cunt.
You can cut it lower yourself cali. Cmon. Be a fashionista
Romo doesn’t want her because she is smarter then him.
“Hi, I’m George Clooney. There are hundreds of starving people in Haiti right now that need your help. By the way, I’m a 49 year old billionaire who fucks chicks young enough to be my granddaughters. It’s pretty awesome. I was in Oceans 11-13 with my friend Brad Pitt… Brad?”
“Hello, I’m Brad Pitt. I’m here to tell you that every little bit helps and you CAN make a difference. In addition to the Oceans films you may also recognize me from Seven, Benjamin Button, and Legends Of The Fall. I’m stupid rich, like think of the highest number you can and multiply that by 100, that’s how loaded I am. Now here to perform a hit off their new album…. the band with the highest grossing tour of last year, U2.”
Do I believe that Jessica will meet her goal?.
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shoe betcha!!!
You’re a real heal Pepper.
Dude, why the fuck do you know what espadrilles are? Time for a man-check…