shauna sand has weird priorities

By brendon January 22, 2010 @ 11:53 AM


The last time we saw Shauna Sand, she was out with her little girl dressed like this, and nothing but mental toughness stood between me and the image of her naked. I’m the Jack Bauer of gossip bloggers. The time before that she was in a car with her little girl while her tits were hanging out. So this is the pattern.

Yet last night she was in New York to promote her porn movie, and she dressed like she was going to the White House. Two weeks ago she was in Vegas for the Adult Video News awards, and she was at least as slutty with her daughter as she was at the porn star show. It’s like she’s declared psychological warfare on this kid for some reason. I’d rather see my mom inside a sharks mouth than one of Shaunas outfits.

(source = splash news online)

(71) Comments

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    Observer 01/22/2010 12:00


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    RedRage 01/22/2010 12:00

    I want to give her a spinning heel kick to the temple and anally plunder her with a bayonet.

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    Observer 01/22/2010 12:01

    Does ANYONE in the world think that fat upper botox lip look is attractive…….?

    ..What the fuck are you chicks thinking?

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    Observer 01/22/2010 12:03

    She’s definitely a doggy-style or reverse-cowgirl kinda chick……

    …Lizzy…if you’re reading…..what say thee?

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    RedRage 01/22/2010 12:05

    Obs, the only time those lips would be attractive is if you were standing next to her on a sinking ship.

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    Rokan 01/22/2010 12:05

    I’m afraid to say anything bad about her.

    DB might start crying.

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    angelove35 01/22/2010 12:08

    I found a great dating site_____ _____. The best dating club for seeking the rich singles, sexy beauties and even hot celebs.. what’s the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one for free. What’s kind of serious relationship do you want?

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 01/22/2010 12:08

    I think I saw some of her ‘movie’… it wasn’t very pleasant.

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    Observer 01/22/2010 12:08

    She looks quite a bit like my barber…….

    …except Shauna’s face is more “horsey”…..

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    SuperB 01/22/2010 12:08

    Hopefully the HIV will turn into fullblown AIDS soon and this bitch will be worm food…

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 01/22/2010 12:09

    Shauna Sand, rolemodel for Heidi Montag??

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    Observer 01/22/2010 12:10

    The “brow-ridge” around her areola (in the link picture with her kid in the car)

    …is that to stop your lips from slipping off?

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    pepper 01/22/2010 12:10

    her body contains 2% blood……

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    Observer 01/22/2010 12:11


    ….she has HIV?

    ….how’d THAT happen?

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    Rokan 01/22/2010 12:11


    Who’s your barber, Mr Ed?

    Hi, B.

    Did you say worms?

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    Mony Vibescu 01/22/2010 12:12

    I want to clamp it into the Violence of the Creator of the Stimulation Device chair. Sampling cutlets from its pudenda would be emblematic of the society that governs us.

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    Death to Finkle! 01/22/2010 12:13

    2% blood… worms… Where the hell is ohm? You guys are mildly funny today.

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 01/22/2010 12:14

    As i am a fan of bondage-porn I suggest to hogtie her…with the rope around the neck.

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    DB's Treasure 01/22/2010 12:14

    Her dad must be real proud.

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    Mony Vibescu 01/22/2010 12:15

    Do you want to sample its minge, Tito?

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