Normally when a talk show kicks off, they move heaven and earth to book the biggest names in Hollywood. Not just A list stars, but entertaining personalities who can get an audience to tune in and who always do well. Stars like Tom Hanks, George Clooney, Will Smith, and Bruce Willis, just to name a few.
That will be the last you hear of any one like that. Now, take a look at the first two weeks of guests for the return of Jay Leno as host of the Tonight Show.
Monday, March 1 - Jamie Foxx, Olympic Skier Lindsey Vonn and a musical performance by Brad Paisley
Tuesday, March 2 - Sarah Palin, Snowboarder Shaun White
Wednesday, March 3 - “Jaywalk All-Stars” with the Cast of “Jersey Shore,” Chelsea Handler, Speed Skater Apolo Anton Ohno and a musical performance by Avril Lavigne
Thursday, March 4 - Matthew McConaughey and Jason Reitman
Friday, March 5 - Morgan Freeman and Meredith VieiraMonday, March 8 - Simon Cowell
Tuesday, March 9 - Christoph Waltz, Animal Expert Dave Salmoni and a musical performance by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts
Wednesday, March 10 - Kristen Stewart and Guy Fieri
Thursday, March 11 - Dana Carvey and Kim Kardashian, with a musical performance by Colbie Caillat
Friday, March 12 - Dakota Fanning and Judd Apatow
So, by day three, he’s down to ‘Jersey Shore’ and Avril Lavigne, which will be worse than watching nothing at all.
I have 500 channels on my TV, and that doesn’t even include on-demand where I can choose from 50 different HD movies about busty young girls discovering their sexuality. And NBC expects me to tune in and watch Jay Leno interview Dana Carvey? Why? Why would I do that? Why would anyone do that? I wouldn’t watch that even if I had only two channels, and the other channel was Jay Leno interviewing Dana Carvey in Spanish.
Everyone loves Jay Leno? BUT ME!
that’s a DUM post!
everyone hates NPD!!!!!!!!
god i hate you.
This is shit.
Here comes my avi to save the mother fuckin day
Dana Harvey’s ok as long as he’s not the star of the movie…. and a pound of flesh for an oral performance on my member by Avril Lavigne
wtf are you talking about?!?!?! you post on more then half of the people in the list.
Jay williams about to get sentenced.
No one say new up! See how long till they notice!
Watt - that’s one unusually (for a high quality porn star) brown sphincter you got on your avi – nonetheless, kudos for trying
It pains me to see Morgan Freeman will be a guest on this pile of shit’s show.
what’s your problem with a brown arsehole?
oy, I think the lady in Watt’s avatar is just fine. I’d tongue crop that ass until the crescent moon bled.
DB - left on the previous. my anal adventures do not include fisting up to the wrist.
I don’t know one person who actually watches Jay Leno.
I see worms trails in there, Watt.
where does one sign up for Calis anal adventures?
Cali, I wasn’t hinting that you fist yourself in the slightest. I was just branching away from the current topic at hand (no pun intended) and asking if you enjoyed anal play.
So, what “anal adventures” have arose in the Cali world?
I’ve never liked Jay Leno and it’s taken this long for the rest of the world to catch up with me. As usual.
I think I’m going to tell the next girl I go out with I like to receive rusty trombones.
goodness.. that made me giggle
Just an observation - not a problem…