02.25.2010 i dont feel so good

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For the past 10 years Kirstie Alley has been in a contest with Mad Cow Disease to see who could put away the most cattle. Because of this, her weight has fluctuated wildly, from 400 pounds all the way up to 402. But 2010 began a new diet and a new fitness regimen. The results so far have been amazing. On Twitter, she wrote…

YEEEHAA WOOHOO… LOST 6 POUNDS since Jan.1 Yay yay… so 6 pounds in 11 days… I’ll take it!!! FEELS GREAT to be ON TRACK… hear that ENQUIRER?

That probably just means she weighed herself after going to the bathroom, but whatever, because as bad as it is picturing her alone, now picture her having sex with Jamie Foxx. People.com says…

During an interview with Kirstie Alley, set to air Thursday on the Oprah Winfrey Show, the host brought up a May 2009 PEOPLE interview in which Alley revealed her affinity for actor Jamie Foxx.
“I haven’t been having sex,” Alley, 59, said at the time. “I want a booty call with Jamie Foxx. For real,” she said. “I’ve always had a bit of a thing for him.”
“Well, you know, that’s really great because we have a special relationship, but I don’t want a booty call,” Winfrey says of her friend, who magically appeared via closed-circuit TV – prompting screams from Alley.
“Kirstie … with Oprah’s permission, I’ll be your booty call,” Foxx, 42, tells her.

It’s hard not to notice that Foxx didn’t appear in person. If he was worried about her rubbing her stomachs and then pouncing on him, all he would have to do is step up onto a curb or something. She’d be helpless, trapped down there until help arrived.


(59) Comments

  1. polly 02/25/2010 13:22

    Do you think she flies Southwest?

  2. Slaappy 02/25/2010 13:22

    Why do I want fried gizzards and hearts for lunch, what a weird craving…

  3. Fleiter69 02/25/2010 13:23

    She used to be fine. It’s terribly sad.

  4. Tom Foolery 02/25/2010 13:26

    That’s alot of woman right there, Deebs you like em with a slight thyroid problem right? I’m not the biggest hockey fan unlike half you kids here, but went to a Dropkick Murphy’s show Tuesday and they dedicated a song to the USA hockey team (men’s team I’m guessing, women’s sports don’t count) and I hate to admit it but it fired me up a little and I am officially on board the band wagon (is it a band wagon if it’s my country?).

  5. Watt 02/25/2010 13:27

    Well foxx might go for it. Níggers love white women with big asses.

  6. ohmwrecker 02/25/2010 13:28

    Brothers love the fat white ladies!

  7. ohmwrecker 02/25/2010 13:29

    Goddamn you, watt!

  8. oy 02/25/2010 13:30

    just eating lunch when i saw that…. gross…

  9. Rusty Sanchez 02/25/2010 13:30

    All I can can think of when I see this mess is one of those clown monsters from Killer Clowns From Outer Space

  10. oy 02/25/2010 13:34

    and than again….everyone gained the college 15(or 50 in some cases…)

  11. jack ass 02/25/2010 13:35

    just imagine the smell that pussy leaves behind……..ewwwwww!!!

  12. whatizdat 02/25/2010 13:35

    I can not un see that! I am blind!

  13. Watt 02/25/2010 13:37

    Sorry ohm. I’ll let you get the next one.

  14. Watt 02/25/2010 13:45

    Todays slower than Deebs trying to read anything more complex than the cereal box.

  15. DB's Treasure 02/25/2010 13:45

    Kirstie Alley was hot as hell in the movie “Runaway” with Tom Selleck.

  16. DB's Treasure 02/25/2010 13:47

    Well, Watt…..you’re a prick

  17. LifetimeSooner 02/25/2010 13:48

    DB…she was but that was filmed in the 17 minutes between taco’s

  18. ohmwrecker 02/25/2010 13:48

    Did you know that Kirstie Alley ate Shelly Long to get that part on Cheers?

  19. Watt 02/25/2010 13:49

    all love brother.

    I’ll buy you a beer sometime.

  20. DB's Treasure 02/25/2010 13:53

    I know, Watt. I find it hilarious how the cosmos works and I arrive just after a comment like that, haha.

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