Jennifer Aniston is a racist bitch


It takes a certain type of person to spend their birthday at a palatial 5-star resort on the beach in Mexico. A selfless person, a hero among us who only thinks of others. Someone who will go to where they're needed, no matter how dirty or drug addicted the people she drives by on the way to the resort may be.

Why did she choose Mexico where she has gone many times before? "These people survive on us coming down and spending money," Aniston explains. Considering the country's troubles with swine flu and drug trafficking, "It sort of made sense to sort of say, 'Hey, let's help out Mexico.' "

I may owe Jennifer Ansiton an apology. I thought she was an elitist bitch, but it turns out she wants to help those dirty Mexicans. Hopefully she made it clear to her butler that he wasn't to use this weekends salary on drugs, and that he should buy a lobster or something for dinner instead of digging rotten pork out of the garbage. That's what they do, you know. The whole country. They've got another thing coming if they think they're gonna fool Jennifer Ansiton.

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