most actors are dicks. some are not.

By brendon February 02, 2010 @ 6:11 PM

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‘The Hurt Locker’ star Jeremy Renner was on the set of ‘Today’ this morning with co-star Anthony Mackie (who easily could have gotten a Supporting nod) and director Kathryn Bigelow when the Academy Award nominees were announced, and as New York magazine says…

Cameras were rolling as a clearly thrilled Renner launched into an impromptu bear hug with co-star Anthony Mackie, reminding us that not everyone is as jaded about this Oscar race as it may seem.

Gratitude is an incredibly endearing quality, yet tons of actors are essentially robots because they’re so dumb/spoiled. DeNiro is a great actor, but he’s a GD zombie. Someone wearing a dress they made by skinning fat girls shows as much human emotion as DeNiro does in real life.

(19) Comments

  1. avatar
    Sandbox1108 02/02/2010 18:12


  2. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/02/2010 18:12

    “Hollywood award shows are self-indulgent and stupid”

    Yet you cover them like a family of flies on a turd.

  3. avatar
    SCUM 02/02/2010 18:12

    I thought the hurt locker was Amy Winehouses vagina.

  4. avatar
    Watt 02/02/2010 18:16

    Men hugging

    he’s a fàgoli

  5. avatar
    Zombie 02/02/2010 18:18

    2 people I’ve never heard of which star in a movie I’ll never see… hugging.

  6. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 02/02/2010 18:24

    “del>most actors are dicks. some are not.


  7. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/02/2010 18:25

    Zombie, what do you think about this gal?

  8. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 02/02/2010 18:26

    most actors are dicks. some are not.

    Fuck me -

  9. avatar
    SCUM 02/02/2010 18:34

    Db, how many times have you sucked jizz out of a girl?

  10. avatar
    Watt 02/02/2010 18:34

    Everyone off shitting?

  11. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/02/2010 18:41

    Scum, I’ve never shrimped in my life.

  12. avatar
    ohmwrecker 02/02/2010 18:44

    This post is literally about nothing. Did he write this just for that lame DeNiro joke? I don’t get it.

  13. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 02/02/2010 18:47

    Ever crap such a long turd that the tail end grazes your ball sack on its way out? ::looks around nervously:: Um, me neither.

  14. avatar
    Zombie 02/02/2010 18:53

    I think she’s fucking disgusting, DB… just like every other girl on that page.

  15. avatar
    Zombie 02/02/2010 19:09

    DB, what do you think about these gals?

  16. avatar
    SCUM 02/02/2010 19:33

    I can see that this might turn into an all Smouch thing soon. At least most of it should be funny.

  17. avatar
    Observer 02/02/2010 21:18


    …’re up….for Smouch….

  18. avatar
    Observer 02/02/2010 21:36

    The only “Great” actor is Vinny Chase……

    ….he takes all offers with a sober and deliberative examination of the scripts……

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    zencat002 02/05/2010 01:03

    The “Hurt Locker” is an old egg crate kept under the stairs by my father and it is filled with various and sundry sex toys and medieval restraining devices with which to provide a wide variety of stimulation/punishment, most of which revolve around the (my) anus.

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