pete wentz really is a jackass

By brendon February 17, 2010 @ 3:02 PM


Up until last night, if you wanted to wear a t-shirt and slim jeans and canvas high tops, you had to make them yourself, because no one on earth had ever thought of that. It took about a month and cost several thousand dollars. But then Pete Wentz premiered his line for Clandestine Industries by Pete Wentz. My friends, this changes everything.

As you can see, his idea were so nonconformist and revolutionary, they must have thought he was crazy. Leggings? A warm-up jacket, with jeans?!? If he would have had a chain that goes on your belt and holds your keys, I think I would have died, overcome by fear that I somehow transported 500 years into the future.

UPDATE – ohhh my heart!

(23) Comments

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    SomeoneluvsU 02/17/2010 15:07

    pete wentz really is a jackass

    Petey = Jackass

    Department of redundancy depart

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    Crimedogg 02/17/2010 15:10

    Pete Wentz is a no-talentl emo waste of skin. He is in a mediocre band that is only popular with 14year old cutter emo’s, and his own wife. Honestly, when Jessica Simpson’s sister dumps his ass for Marilyn Manson next year, him and that little band of his will fade in to obscurity as fast as “The Crash Test Dummies”, and “4non-blondes”

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    DarkCherry 02/17/2010 15:17

    would love to know who did the art for the tee shirts. that tee in image 16 is sick.

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    megarock 02/17/2010 15:17

    In all seriousness though, it is nice to have more of a selection in the “petit” hipster category.

  5. avatar
    Rokan 02/17/2010 15:20

    Sick is good, right Cali?

    You kids and your trendy phrases.

    Is groovy still hip?

  6. avatar
    pepper 02/17/2010 15:23

    Rokan is correct.

  7. avatar
    SCUM 02/17/2010 15:24

    Is gnarly still rad?

  8. avatar
    ohmwrecker 02/17/2010 15:25

    Finally, some competition for Ed Hardy!

  9. avatar
    Observer 02/17/2010 15:27

    I am definitely going to rescue my “Members Only” jacket from the “donate” bag in my cellar…….

  10. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 02/17/2010 15:27

    You’re the Bee’s Knees

  11. avatar
    Rokan 02/17/2010 15:27

    Pepper is very astute.

    Is keen still neat?

  12. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 02/17/2010 15:28

    I really want to kick this guy in his balls so her he coughs up a mixture of blood and shattered testicles.

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    Rusty Sanchez 02/17/2010 15:29


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    BigBadDouche 02/17/2010 15:30

    Pete Wentz is a f a g clone who visited the Castro, liked the look, and slapped his name on ever piece of f a g clothing he could find.

    Come out, come out where ever you are.

  15. avatar
    DarkCherry 02/17/2010 15:32

    art by Lora Zombie… only 25 bucks and it’s called “Girl Attack” I have to have this.

  16. avatar
    ohmwrecker 02/17/2010 15:33

    I watched Moon last night. Pretty good flick. I recommend it.

  17. avatar
    pepper 02/17/2010 15:34

    Is Pete sporting cameltoe?

  18. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/17/2010 15:35

    i am a motherfucker

  19. avatar
    Observer 02/17/2010 15:43


    ….never heard of “Moon”……

    …is it like “Apollo 13″?

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    Observer 02/17/2010 15:46

    I saw an awesome movie last week……

    “Mama Mia”……

    ….my eight year old kept asking what “dot…….dot..” meant

    …I told her I couldn’t remember…..

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