Some Romanian woman was accused of abusing children and when visited by the police, she slapped one of them. I don’t speak Gypsy, but according to Patrice O’Neal, after that the cop inquired if she might perhaps read his fortune. Knowing what a rush she must have been in, he showed her his palm as quickly as possible. After that she looked sad, perhaps because she saw something scary in the future.
(source = opie and anthony and patrice o’neal)
Ea este un reprezentant slabă a culturii noastre. Noi facem mult mai mult decât palmele citit si tigani viol! Am păcătui trupeşte cu pasiune. Am păcătui trupeşte cu bucurie. Chiar şi copiii noştri exodului de penisuri umflate.
Good. Ladies should stop thinking they can smack whoever whenever they want just because they’re female. If you can’t take a counter smack, don’t smack someone in the first place.
Osnap Esmerelda vs Epic Beard Man!! this needs to happen
Can’t finish? Don’t start!
Mony: your universal translator is broken… I think you’re saying that this is representative of your culture, and something about malted milk and burned meat (my Romanian is imperfect, I know).
I just ran what Mony said through the Google language tools…
It probably lost something in translation.
can i have a job writing for this once great site? I too can randomly pick youtube videos and write up commentary completely void of any humor what-so-fucking-ever.
Wow…way to be too cool for the room guy, asshat. Do you think it makes you some kind of rebel to go against the site, which in your small world probably stands for the establishment. Be honest, how long have you not had the balls enough to tell your shift manager at Wendy’s where to go?
For everybody else (which is everybody else but you, Mr Hey Look At My Breeder in the Bushes icon), this is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day. Made me grin like nothing else, due in no small part to O&A&P’s running commentary…”Read these tea leaves, bitch…” Comic gold.
hi ro, how’s your evening going? Your little rant about me was cute. Do you have the bawls to do that to strangers in public as well? or are you just mighty behind the keyboard?
Hey, hey now. Wendy’s is fine eatings.
That was fucking funny. Read my palm now bitch!
That video is gold, and I love the running commentary.
That was maybe the most unfunny thing I have ever seen.
I am an idiot for even watching the vid.
Yah she had it comin,she’s always yellin and smackin at de kids,when all they really need is a little Yellow Discipline,
I think this comes under the heading of “reaching a bit”.
Still, nice to see a child abuser get a good slap
Please, Dirt, it wasn’t half as cute as your juvenile attempt to play it off as nothing…here, I’ll give you one to use for next time…maybe you know it already from the last grade you finished: “I’m rubber, you’re glue…” Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to go into a battle of wits unarmed?
SMACK….FIX GLASSES…..PAUSE….BITCH SLAB BACK…..CRY LIKE SHE LOST A CHILD AT THE HOSPITAL…Soo fucking funny people at work think i am crazy….priceless
OLD!
Ive read this site for three years now and this is my first comment, and I only do it to agree with Dirt.
This isnt a post, this is just lazily putting a video up, and even in the past if that were to happen the writing would be, you know, funny.
And terrible comeback there Ro, just awful