I’m still having ridiculous tech issues over here because of the retards who run comcast. No one has any idea what the fuck is going on. It’s not on their screen. They don’t know what’s wrong but it’s definitely not on their screen. Whatever the problem might be, it’s gonna be on a different screen, and they don’t have that screen or know who does. There’s an omnipotent screen somewhere that can tell me why my internet went off and why no one has been to my house to turn it back on, but only those of the pure at heart can ask it questions. It’s like Excalibur. And none of those people are the ones who answer the phone. I can’t even tell if they have a screen. I asked if they did and if it was turned on and they assured me it was but I wasn’t convinced. All they did was repeat my question back to me but prefaced it by saying “no.” And then they told more about the Good News of the Magic Screen.
I suppose I’m also WWTDD Tech Biotch, too…
Your computer has AIDS, don’t put your dick inside it whatever you do.
Are you saying that little Habib doesn’t understand you? Or does he call himself “Tom” with his deep Indian accent?
too late!
“hello, this is johnathan” - i could stop laughing for 5 minutes when i heard that one time…. and he askme how the weather was in hauston
Say “screen” again! I dare ya! I DOUBLE DARE YA, mutha fucka! Say “screen” one more goddamn time!
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What?
Send ‘em a check……
My Comcast has been off for almost two years…..
yeah…. if you don’t pay your bill….. they shut your shit off….
Oh well that explains
::crickets::
I really wanna stuff every hole on that chick in Fink’s avatar.
Give us tits or STFU and FOAD.
That’s Kelly Kelly, DB. And she prolly really wants you to.
Which one of you guys is from British Columbia, again….?
http://www.clothesfree.com/photos/wnbrbc.jpg
Obs, that would be Woodsman. Apparently those hippies on the West coast have yet to discover razors.
Fucking hippies.
Got milk?
…or got milked?
http://patterico.com/wp/wp-content/images/women-on-all-fours-as-cows.jpg
New boring up.