The New York Times says that ‘Lost Boys’ star Corey Haim died early this morning, and although his cause of death is still unknown it was drugs. Of course it was drugs. That jackass has been shakin like Muhammad Ali for 10 years. He had brief windows of sobriety (like in this clip from Opie and Anthony in 07) but it never lasted.
I don’t have a lot of sympathy for drug addicts who eventually kill themselves in case you couldn’t tell. Fuckin losers. Where are we? What year is this? Is there some confusion? Drug addiction kills you. There’s an army of good people who want to help, all someone has to do is ask. If you don’t care, good riddance. We shouldn’t even bury people like this. Boil him and sell him to the zoo. Alligators need food, right? Why are we feeding them steak while nutrient rich Corey Haims are rotting in the ground? Let’s be logical.