MICHAEL J. FOX - will be given an honorary doctorate in Sweden because he’s raised $175M to find new drugs to treat Parkinsons. Preferably drugs that don’t need to be injected so he doesn’t bleed to death before he can even see if it works. (the AP)
ANGELINA JOLIE - had an affair with Mick Jagger in 1997, when she was 21 and he was 53. Then again in 2003. This is according to a new biography on Jolie called, “Things I Made Up To Sell More Books”. (daily mail)
KATE GOSSELIN - showed off her new look at a party last night in New York to promote her appearance on ‘Dancing With The Stars’. Meanwhile, 2 of her 8 kids have regressed back to a feral, or “wolf-like”, state after being left alone in the woods of Pennsylvania for this long. (huffington post)
LINDSAY LOHAN - is dating guys again, specifically UK DJ Gareth Geno. Has the troubled starlet finally found “the one”? Will this new romance kick-start her once promising career? Just so you know if you answered either one of those I fucking hate you. (mirror)
My friend told me a nice place SeekingAffluent.com. He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.
Brenturd…you are about 4 days late on the pictures…I posted the link on Monday!
My father told me a nice place SeekingSonsuck Dad.com. He said it’s a place where successful men and Boys reside in the hopes of finding love.
NAMBLA
Porno is inevitable for Lindsay. It’s just a matter of time and cocaine lines.
Yep, hard core porn by the summer….
Jolie and Jagger is just too much lips.
Roadhouse is awful and fantastic.
Discuss.
Even black people say Damn Mick Jagger has big lips! - Eddie Murphey
Wow, does she have a cigarette permanently grafted to her hand? Every photo shoot she does has her with a cigarette. I hope she gets throat cancer and when she does do porno, some guy fucks her in the hole in her trachea.
Hey, hey, look everyone, I’ve always liked Blondie.
If you yanks see a giant cloud of smoke coming from the south tonight, don’t worry, we’re just celebrating–
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Jolie and Jagger, 69′ing must have been fascinating
Roadhouse is awesome because of Kelly Lynch and aweful because the fight scenes look like Paula Abdul choreographed them.
*awful
Micheal J Fox raising money? That’s a shakedown!
$175 million is pretty fucking impressive, even if it is to save his own life in the long run
I have Lilo in the death pool.
Rusty,
i can’t find my Chapstick. can you check and see if I left it in your car?
Rokan, I used it to lube up that Cougar, you know how those older chicks start drying out….I’ll mail it back to you.
already saw those “lilo” pics, but cool
Zombie, you might want to hold off on that celebration. I heard Michael Vick say he wanted to play for the Panthers.
LiLo and RiRi look like they are representing winter and spring in some kind of disco diva Girls of the Seasons calender.