Holly Madison lives in Vegas these days because she’s the star of ‘Peepshow’ at Planet Hollywood, so yesterday she went down to O’Sheas Casino for St. Patrick’s Day. She got dressed in this tiny little outfit and played some game, the goal of which was to see if she could make my penis flush with blood. As you can tell by the way she’s jumping up and down, hooray, she did it!
Oh the fun I’m going to have photoshopping my dick into that banner pic tonight. You guys enjoy your NCAA bullshit.
it’s large fake boobs day
Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009: Jessica, I am going to stuff you in my golf bag and me and Vijay are going to take turns pummeling you with our putters.
Z: you have skills
Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.
Brend*n ..youi need to stop taking shit from Hollywoodtuna and Dlisted…Jesus…get your own shit!!!!
i’m sure he meant to say fuck…
And how about getting rid of Jessica?
Pic #5
Leprechaun: “Do you have a little Irish in you?….”
H.M: “No”
Leprechaun: “Would you to?”
^like to
Fuck me sideways.
Zombie, that Avi is fucking funny as hell, good show my man.
I wonder if that midget can smell her vag from there
Apoarently she used to take Hefners Viagra hard wang right up her pooper
It probably smells like Heff’s old balls
Vandy just lost…ahahahahahaahahaha
Scum, I figured I owed you guys a good laugh after making you stare at me showboating in a limo for the past few weeks. Your avi is pretty damn fantastic as well. Thanks for introducing me to miss Claire… the Holly shop-job may have to wait for another night!
Pic #5 Pepper: Hey Holly, you ever mad love to an angry, little old dude? Holly: Fuck off Pepper, everyone knows you’re gay.
Zombie, she is probably the hottest Irish girl ever, and only 24. BTW, I am going to steal your Avi and use it for my Facebook profile.
BTW zombie, I’m going to use your avi and use it for one of my puppets…..
::starts to paint cock green::