03.09.2010 is this the bachelor sex tape?

sex-tape

No. At least according to E! online, who continues to be a big fan of Tyler.

A 15-second dirty video that went live on (NSFW site!) Pornhub.com today may look like her, but the blond woman shown “is clearly not her,” her rep, Stacie Vanchieri, tells E! News exclusively.
“I’ve seen the tape,” she continues. “Anyone who has met her once would know it’s not her. The woman has a different body, hands, face, everything.”

If the girl on the tape is Rozlyn Papa, it was made when she was 11 because the girl in the tape is flat as a board and Rozlyn is very much the opposite of that. Rozlyn is also fantastic looking, and way way hotter. As further proof that it’s not her, there’s no record of Rozlyn ever being raped, and the guy in the tape is black.

(oh it’s a joke, calm down.)


(42) Comments

  1. Jessica 03/09/2010 15:30

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  2. Slaappy 03/09/2010 15:30

    Jessica, I’m going to rape you with no lube or passion!

  3. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/09/2010 15:31

    so you are now cutting and pasting still frame images from videos on porn hub that aren’t the actual pseudo d-list celebrity they claim to be?
    I can’t figure out who paid for this post, was it E!, pornhub.com, or PR people from The bachelor? A fake blond with dark roots is a dime a dozen.
    You forgot the most important part of the porn video, the god dam nudity.

  4. DB's Treasure 03/09/2010 15:35

    Since Br3ndon neglected to put the video up, I’ll take charge…
    http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=958001632

  5. Watt 03/09/2010 15:36

    I give brendón props for the black joke I laughed a good belly laugh

  6. Just the Tip 03/09/2010 15:37

    That’s some on the ball lurker there…

    All over it.

    Wait - whatta they called? Spammers?

  7. Rokan 03/09/2010 15:38

    Do I sense wedding bells in the future for DDM and Jessica?

    Only time will tell.

  8. Observer 03/09/2010 15:39

    Black guys don’t rape white women…..

    …because white women never say “no”….

  9. Beppo 03/09/2010 15:45

    When I was a boy, once a month we were allowed to go to the gypsy camps and rape the women whilst their men were being “detained for questioning.”
    Observer, do they ever tryuly mean no, when they say it? I think we all know the answer to that one.

  10. pepper 03/09/2010 15:45

    So Jessica sits around refreshing the page ..waiting for a new post?
    ……and I thought zombie was boring?

  11. Death to Finkle! 03/09/2010 15:46

    Rape ain’t rape if you ain’t having fun.

  12. Rokan 03/09/2010 15:47

    Wait . . . .

    What was the question?

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/09/2010 15:47

    Pepper, i think Ohm was right when he said that Jessica is a site sponsored ad.

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/09/2010 15:47

    DTF uggh Kesha? really?

  15. Rusty Sanchez 03/09/2010 15:48

    No Pepper, I suspect Jessica is Asian with fake cans and may have an inside track as to when a new post is coming…if you know what I mean. Congrats on the new boy BTW.

  16. oy 03/09/2010 15:50

    Beppo - romanian are you?! the raping of the gypsies only means gypsy curses (the clam, gonorrhea, etc.).

  17. pepper 03/09/2010 15:50

    Thank you….I need to come up with a name…any suggestions?
    .
    .
    Maybe Jessica is Brendturd?

  18. Death to Finkle! 03/09/2010 15:50

    I looked for her in a laundry basket, Dirt. No such luck.

    I would fuck Kesha so hard her Cabbage Patch Doll would feel it. Or her Bratz Doll. Or whatever these young ‘uns pack around these days.

  19. Mike Hunt 03/09/2010 15:53

    Hi, everyone.

    Can I play too?

    * Waves at Finkle *

  20. Death to Finkle! 03/09/2010 15:54

    We’re playing pin the foot up the donkey’s ass. Come on in, Mike.

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