kat von d is here to help

By brendon March 10, 2010 @ 8:11 PM


The last two days have sucked. You know it, I know, Kat Von D knows it. But at least she did something about it. She walked around Hollywood last night showing off her hot body in a half shirt and impossibly tight jeans. If her goal was to get me to stare at her vagina, she did an amazingly successful job.

(180) Comments

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    Mony Vibescu 03/10/2010 20:13

    I fail to understand her appeal.

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    Jessica 03/10/2010 20:15

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/10/2010 20:15

    She’s a bad girl Mony. Sury you can appreciate that. However, that red hair is awful and it looks like Sam Kinnison dressed her.

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/10/2010 20:16

    I meant “surely”

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    Rokan 03/10/2010 20:22

    I thought that was Sam Kinison.

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    Rokan 03/10/2010 20:28


    This is the dirtiest chick in Hollywood. I bet her gash is smoother than a bowling ball.

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    Conal 03/10/2010 20:32

    She was pretty cute at one point. I guess her quest to do as many unnecessary things possible to make herself unattractive is almost complete. Or is she just “edgy” and I don’t “get it”.

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/10/2010 20:33

    I’ll bet she looks dirtier than she really is…still, I wouldn’t go down on her though.

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/10/2010 20:35

    I’m cool with the tats, but google her “without tattoos” and see what she looks like. Pretty stunning difference.

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    Woodsman 03/10/2010 20:43

    She is an “artist”, hence the ink, hair, piercings, cosmetics and outfit – especially beret – that assert to the darkened sky: “I am a complex amalgam of edges and insights!”

    This translates into “bi-polar and high maintenance” by sunrise.

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    Rokan 03/10/2010 20:46

    I wouldn’t go down on her either.
    In fact, I would wear gloves for the worming.

    I never do that.

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/10/2010 20:55

    Woods, that also translates into: “I am one freaky-ass bitch in bed who will fuck you till your dead”. Therein lies my attraction.

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    Barbarella 03/10/2010 20:58

    I think she was beautiful before all the tattoos. Tats can be hot on a chick, but that’s overkill.

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/10/2010 20:58

    Ah there you are Barb. Have you come to finally answer my question?

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    Barbarella 03/10/2010 21:01

    They’re real… I’ll get fakies when they finally sag.

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    Woodsman 03/10/2010 21:02

    Rusty: is the attraction the content or the proposition being delivered in simple rhyming couplets?

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    Woodsman 03/10/2010 21:04

    Barb: I think I speak for the group when I say “What you think about tattoos, we think about bikinis”.

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    lucylids23 03/10/2010 21:07

    Damn it. She is so hot. sort of the jealous of this man who is having her. Dump him. You deserve anyone better than him. Plus. I saw him on _______http://www.Wealthybeauty.com______ dating some hotties there.

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/10/2010 21:09

    Woods, I caught that after I wrote it and actually anticipated your question.
    I would have to say if she threatened me sexually that would be enough to get me standing at attention, if she did it while rhyming that would prove she’s way beyond just run of the mill crazy further enhancing my desire.

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    Rusty Sanchez 03/10/2010 21:11

    Your bikini seems to have a “pushing” action to it then. The valley of the cleavage is very pronounced. I am an expert on these things you know, living in So Cal.

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