03.01.2010 oh jesus christ

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga was in London this weekend to start a new world tour, and it’s a good thing I was over here in the colonies. Because I wore an invisible dress and a glittery silver lobster on my face at a party too. Then went up some stairs so everyone could see my business. That would have been awkward. One of us would have had to go home and change, and it sure as snaps wasn’t gonna be me. Everyone pretty much agreed I owned that shit.

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(14) Comments

  1. SsnakeOil 03/01/2010 10:10

    *Yawn*
    If she gets any more outrageous she’ll put everyone to sleep.
    People would take her more seriously as a musician if she’d dump the high-class bag lady routine.

    Sorry Cali.

  2. SsnakeOil 03/01/2010 10:11

    The sad thing is, she actually HAS talent! I’ve heard old clips of her playing the piano and she’s really very good, but the outfits just open her up to ridicule.

  3. Jake 03/01/2010 10:13

    If you dare to look close enough without gauging out your eyes then you should be able to see how she tucks her cock!

  4. oy 03/01/2010 10:15

    Face Ass!

  5. RemSteale 03/01/2010 10:18

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

    So I wonder who will be the third famous persons child to top themselves.
    These things go in thress usually??

  6. RemSteale 03/01/2010 10:19

    *threes*

    Edit function, for the love of God

  7. Watt 03/01/2010 10:25

    ROCK LOBSTER!

    So how ’bout that hockey game, eh? Redrage gone the way of headly?

    I wonder if Crosby has made it back to Pittsburgh on the train of canadian bitches he’s fucking.

  8. RemSteale 03/01/2010 10:30

    Another new post. More gaga, more skin

  9. entropissed 03/01/2010 10:57

    Cali’s lady parts smell like LOBSTERFEST

  10. lucylids23 03/01/2010 11:21

    She is gorgeous. I am kind of thinking That I saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like ++_Wealthybeauty.com~~~~~~~~~~~~ or something. Whatever, this is not my thing. Good luck with your love.

  11. Komodo 03/01/2010 11:52

    What a load of shit. Face ass!

    :-O

  12. Naddz Dangle 03/01/2010 12:27

    Still a no talent bitch.

  13. SOAPBOX77 03/01/2010 14:34

    Is that a yellow chicken foot on her wrist?… The Hip Hop community is now in competition with Shellfish Bling apparel….

  14. Dudecat69 03/02/2010 16:31

    I didn’t fall for the lobster to mask the crabs tactic. Nice try.

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