Lady Gaga was in London this weekend to start a new world tour, and it’s a good thing I was over here in the colonies. Because I wore an invisible dress and a glittery silver lobster on my face at a party too. Then went up some stairs so everyone could see my business. That would have been awkward. One of us would have had to go home and change, and it sure as snaps wasn’t gonna be me. Everyone pretty much agreed I owned that shit.
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*Yawn*
If she gets any more outrageous she’ll put everyone to sleep.
People would take her more seriously as a musician if she’d dump the high-class bag lady routine.
Sorry Cali.
The sad thing is, she actually HAS talent! I’ve heard old clips of her playing the piano and she’s really very good, but the outfits just open her up to ridicule.
If you dare to look close enough without gauging out your eyes then you should be able to see how she tucks her cock!
Face Ass!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
So I wonder who will be the third famous persons child to top themselves.
These things go in thress usually??
*threes*
Edit function, for the love of God
ROCK LOBSTER!
So how ’bout that hockey game, eh? Redrage gone the way of headly?
I wonder if Crosby has made it back to Pittsburgh on the train of canadian bitches he’s fucking.
Another new post. More gaga, more skin
Cali’s lady parts smell like LOBSTERFEST
She is gorgeous. I am kind of thinking That I saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like ++_Wealthybeauty.com~~~~~~~~~~~~ or something. Whatever, this is not my thing. Good luck with your love.
What a load of shit. Face ass!
:-O
Still a no talent bitch.
Is that a yellow chicken foot on her wrist?… The Hip Hop community is now in competition with Shellfish Bling apparel….
I didn’t fall for the lobster to mask the crabs tactic. Nice try.